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It does not take a rocket scientist to coach a professional football team, but, of course, I was one of the few who happened to be a rocket scientist.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
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If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
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They let you chase girls, they just don’t let you catch them.

Brigham Young University football player
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He runs like a camel… a really pissed off camel.

(1925 – ) American professional football player
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Come on Sandy, baby, loosen up, you’re too tight.

American football player
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Football is a game played with arms, legs and shoulders but mostly from the neck up.

(1888 – 1931) American football player & coach
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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I’m not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

professional football general manager
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The fat lady might have cleared her throat, but she hasn't sung yet.

Texas Tech football coach
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You either have to finesse 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty, or 11 who weren't smart enough to play offense.

Clemson quarterback
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The place was so empty, they could have had archery practice.

American football coach
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Notre Dame is the only team in the country that never plays a road game.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
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This is something that probably doesn't happen in Tom Landry's office.

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I play football… I’m not trying to be a professor; the tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.

Clemson football recruit
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Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport; dancing is a contact sport.

(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach
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I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel 'em off one by one until I get to the ball carrier… him I keep.

professional football player
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Could he run? Are you kidding? He had more moves than Mayflower Van Lines.

Tennessee football player
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 He can be a great player in this league for a long time if he learns to say two words: I'm full.

professional football & TV commentator
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Let's go out there and win one for the quipper.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
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There aren't many secrets in coaching…. well, there's one secret: Get a guy like Warrick Dunn, throw him a screen pass and watch him run 52 yards with it.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
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Colleges spend more money on the promotion of the Heisman than the Pentagon spends on toilets.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
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