Subject: Sports » Football (Page 6)

People say I'll be drafted in the first round, maybe even higher.

American football player
Football Sports

The shoulder surgery was a success; the lobotomy failed.

(1939 – ) American football player & coach
Football Misspokements Sports

The fat lady might have cleared her throat, but she hasn't sung yet.

Texas Tech football coach
Football Sports

A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.

American basketball coach & executive
Education Football School Sports

The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb; to be a back, you only have to be dumb.

(1888 – 1931) American football player & coach
Football Intelligence Sports Stupidity

It is committee meetings, called huddles, separated by outburst of violence.

(1941 – ) columnist, commentator & editor
Football Sports

I think all uniforms look nice if you've got good players in 'em.

American football coach
Football Sports

Our strength is that we don’t have any weaknesses; our weakness is that we don’t have any real strengths.

College football coach
Football Sports

This is good because up until now, the only channel to find 24-hour coverage of the NFL players was Court TV.

(1963 – ) television host & comedian
Entertainment Football Television

If the Super Bowl is really the ultimate game, why do they play it again next year?

American football player
Football Sports

I'm sorry, sir, I'm not permitted to gamble.

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor
Football Sports

Come on Sandy, baby, loosen up, you’re too tight.

American football player
Football Sports

I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quit football.

American football player
Activities Drugs Football Sports

Well the frog men finally got Rosie.

(1925 – ) American professional football player
Football

Because if it doesn't work out, I don't want to blow the whole day.

American football player
Football Marriage Sports

It’s weird… people say they’re not like apes, but how do you explain football then?

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Animals Football Sports

I normally run the 40-yard dash in 4.9, but when a 280-pound guy is chasing me, I run it in 4.6.

American football player
Football Sports

I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.

American football player
Football Sports

All quitters are good losers.

German-American football coach
Football Sports

I'm gonna ask the Falcons for so much money they'll have to put me on layaway.

American football player
Football Money Sports

Opening games make me nervous; to tell the truth, I’d rather open with our second game.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Misspokements Sports