Subject: Sports » Football (Page 7)

One player was lost because he broke his nose; how do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?

(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach
Football Misspokements Sports

The best time to play a freshman is when he is a junior.

Minnesota football coach
Football Sports

It was an ideal day for football – too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter
Cold Football Science/Weather Sports

If the Super Bowl is really the ultimate game, why do they play it again next year?

American football player
Football Sports

What’s one more torpedo in a sinking ship?

American football player
Football Health Sports

Kickers are like horse manure. They're all over the place.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

It is better to give a lick than receive one.

American football player
Football Sports

Consistently, he’s not able to do that all the time.

Football Misspokements Sports

On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.

(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker
Football Sports

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.

novelist, screenwriter & businessman
Football God Men Sports Women

God's busy; they'll have to make do with me.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

It was cool, man, but I’m a little depressed they didn’t have a buffet.

300+ pound American football player
Food/Drink Football Sports

Maybe that will distract the Falcon quarterback.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

When I played football, we were small, but we were slow. Our record was five and five; we lost five games at home and five on the road.

Texas businessman
Football Misspokements Sports

He runs like a camel… a really pissed off camel.

(1925 – ) American professional football player
Football Sports

I'm sorry, sir, I'm not permitted to gamble.

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor
Football Sports

I know their mother… she'd give them all my plays.

college football coach
Family Football Sports

They may have regained all 40 yards… in fact, they may have.

Football Misspokements Sports

This is something that probably doesn't happen in Tom Landry's office.

American football coach
Football Sports

An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame – Southern Methodist University game and doesn’t care who wins.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General
Football Sports

You do a lot of praying, but most of the time the answer is “no.”

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Religion Sports