Subject: Sports » Football (Page 7)

The Bears aren't very genteel; some teams tend to remove the football from you, the Bears remove you from the football – it's much quicker.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentlemen's game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts.

He had a God-given killer instinct.

professional football owner & coach

He may be the only kicker to kick and collect Social Security at the same time.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker

You need two yards, I'll get you three. You need 10 yards, I'll get you three.

American football player

It is committee meetings, called huddles, separated by outburst of violence.

(1941 – ) columnist, commentator & editor

Ten thousand bucks if ya knock him outta the game. I don't care if ya hit him with a whiskey bottle when he gets off the bus.

American football player

Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it’s so incredible, it’s unbelievable.

professional football coach

We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

I won’t know until my barber tells me on Monday.

(1888 – 1931) American football player & coach

The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.

professional football player & coach

I wouldn’t ever set out to hurt anybody deliberately unless it was, you know, important – like a league game or something.

professional football player

Tighten the loose ends and loosen the tight ends.

American football player

Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.

college football coach

One thing I've learned over the years is sometimes if you make kicks early in the game, you don't have to make them late.

American football kicker

Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

He knocks the hell out of people, but in a Christian way.

professional football player & coach

In order to resemble William Perry, we have rented a Winnebago for our offensive line to practice against.

American football player, coach & college athletics administrator

It’s shattering when a player loses interest in camp. When you lose your interest in standing around eating steaks you lose everything.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Three things are bad for you: I can't remember the first two, but doughnuts are the third.

football coach