Subject: Sports » Football (Page 8)

Virginia has already spent more on plugging Shawn Moore for the Heisman Trophy than Thomas Jefferson spent getting elected president.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
Activities Football Government Money Sports

If it was, Army and Navy would play for the national championship every year.

college football coach
Football Sports

I'm not surprised. The referee is a fine Catholic fellow by the name of Patrick Murphy.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

Sure, luck means a lot in football; not having a good quarterback is bad luck.

(1930 – ) American football player & coach
Football Sports

Football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Education Football Sports

Young Tight Ends Excite Coaches

Football Headlines Sports

It was an ideal day for football – too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter
Cold Football Science/Weather Sports

I've found that prayers work best when you have big players.

(1888 – 1931) American football player & coach
Beliefs Football Sports

One thing I've learned over the years is sometimes if you make kicks early in the game, you don't have to make them late.

American football kicker
Football Sports

It’s weird… people say they’re not like apes; now how do you explain football then?

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Animals Football Sports

If me and King Kong went into an alley, only one of us would come out. And it wouldn't be the monkey.

American football defensive end
Football Sports

For his salad, you just pour vinegar and oil on your lawn and let him graze.

American football player
Football Sports

It's like embalming. Nobody likes it, but somebody has to do it.

American football player
Football Sports

He couldn’t spell cat if you spotted him the C and the T.


Football Intelligence Sports

The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.

professional football player & coach
Age Football Memory Sports

Tighten the loose ends and loosen the tight ends.

American football player
Football Sports

Our goal is to score 27 points. If we can get two touchdowns and three field goals, we’ve got our 27 points.

(1937 – ) American football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

Every man’s life, liberty, and property are in danger when the Legislature is in session.

(1782 – 1852) American statesman, senator (Massachusetts) & writer
Football Government

The Bears are so tough when they finish sacking the quarterback, they go after his family in the stands.

American football player
Football Sports

They may have regained all 40 yards… in fact, they may have.

Football Misspokements Sports

If the Super Bowl is really the ultimate game, why do they play it again next year?

American football player
Football Sports