Subject: Sports » Football (Page 9)

Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Every time I look up, it seems we're punting.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery… so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

(1974 – ) American comedian & impressionist

Motivation is simple — you eliminate those who are not motivated.

(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker

Well the frog men finally got Rosie.

(1925 – ) American professional football player

The place was so empty, they could have had archery practice.

American football coach

With so many Super Bowl rings, maybe they'll all retire and go into the jewelry business.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Let me know if Cain is able.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

If I'm having brain surgery, I'll be darned if I want that surgeon playing for a tie.

American college football coach

Three or four plane crashes and we're in the playoffs.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Capece is kaput.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.

(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker

An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame – Southern Methodist University game and doesn’t care who wins.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General

I have a lifetime contract. That means I can't be fired during the third quarter if we're ahead and moving the ball.

(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker

Virginia has already spent more on plugging Shawn Moore for the Heisman Trophy than Thomas Jefferson spent getting elected president.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator

What’s one more torpedo in a sinking ship?

American football player

I don’t know what he has… a pulled groin… a hip flexor… I dont know… a pulled something;  I never pulled anything… you can’t pull fat.

American football coach

I keep a picture of O. J. Simpson at my side at all times to remind me of the days when I knew how to coach.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

I've been big ever since I was little.

American football player

Urban should know. Almost 30 of his players have been arrested over the years, so he apparently knows a bad guy when he sees one.

sports reporter

I'm sorry, sir, I'm not permitted to gamble.

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor