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Lyndon Johnson

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president

Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

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One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa.

David Feherty

(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator

Golf Sports Describing the ups and downs of a typical round of golf

I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.

Gerald Ford

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

Golf Sports

Fairway: The well-kept and seldom used portion of a golf course.

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Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much.

Joanne Carner

American professional golfer

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He has the touch of a gay hairdresser.

David Feherty

(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator

Golf Sports After a good witnessing a deft shot

The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

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Very few blacks will take up golf until the requirement for plaid pants is dropped.

Franklyn Ajaye

(1949 – ) American stand-up comedian

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Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.

Michael Bamberger

American writer

Golf Sports

It looks like a one armed man trying to wrestle a snake in a phone booth.

David Feherty

(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator

Golf Sports On Jim Furyk's swing

Golf is the only game in which a precise knowledge of the rules can earn one a reputation for bad sportsmanship.

Patrick Campbell

Irish journalist & author

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Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.

Jimmy Demaret

(1910 – 1983) professional golfer

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You can make a lot of money in this game; just ask my ex-wives; both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

Lee Trevino

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

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Handicap: An allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.

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Subject: Sports » Golf (Page 19)

Congress

Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa.

I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.

Fairway: The well-kept and seldom used portion of a golf course.

Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much.

He has the touch of a gay hairdresser.

The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

Very few blacks will take up golf until the requirement for plaid pants is dropped.

Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.

It looks like a one armed man trying to wrestle a snake in a phone booth.

Golf is the only game in which a precise knowledge of the rules can earn one a reputation for bad sportsmanship.

Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.

You can make a lot of money in this game; just ask my ex-wives; both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

Handicap: An allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.