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I was so bad at it, [golf] they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I’d spent about half the day in the woods.

Jeff Foxworthy

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.

Dan Jenkins

(1929 – ) American author & sportswriter

Golf Sports

There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice.

Thomas Mulligan

Anglo-Irish golfer

Golf Sports Golf swings

Dr. Beeper: I thought you’d be the man to beat this year.
Ty Webb: I guess you’ll just have to keep beating yourself.

Chevy Chase

(1943 – ) American comedian, writer & actor

Golf TV/Movie Quotes As Ty Webb in “Caddyshack”

The three things I fear most in golf are lightening, Ben Hogan, and a downhill putt.

Sam Snead

(1912 – 2002) professional golfer

Golf Sports Ben Hogan

It looks like he has a divot over each ear.

David Feherty

(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator

Golf Sports On John Daly’s haircut

The number one thing about trouble is… don't get into more.

Dave Stockton

American professional golfer

Golf Problems Sports Trouble

If you could eliminate the occasional bad shot you would be the first person to do so.

John Jacobs

American professional golfer

Golf Sports

Golf is essentially an exercise in masochism conducted out of doors.

Paul O'Neil

Golf Sports Masochism

If he couldn't chip, he'd be selling cars in San Diego.

Johnny Miller

professional golfer & commentator

Golf Sports On Phil Mickelson

It is so long it’s the first time I’ve had to take into account the curvature of the earth.

David Feherty

(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator

Golf Sports On Crooked Stick golf course

As if we don’t have enough violence on television.

Barbara Bush

(1925 – 2018) U.S. first lady, wife of George H. W. Bush

Golf Sports On husband George accidentally hitting two spectators with golf balls

In golf, I'm one under; one under a tree, one under a rock, and one under a bush…

Gerry Cheevers

Canadian hockey goalie & coach

Golf Sports

We learn so many things from golf – how to suffer, for instance.

Bruce Lansky

(1941 – ) poet, author, editor & anthologist

Golf Sports Suffering

Impossible Lie: In golf, a ball that is in a position that is both completely obstructed by an immovable object and continuously observed by an incorruptible player.

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Subject: Sports » Golf (Page 19)

I was so bad at it, [golf] they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I’d spent about half the day in the woods.

A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.

There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice.

Dr. Beeper: I thought you’d be the man to beat this year.
Ty Webb: I guess you’ll just have to keep beating yourself.

The three things I fear most in golf are lightening, Ben Hogan, and a downhill putt.

It looks like he has a divot over each ear.

The number one thing about trouble is… don't get into more.

If you could eliminate the occasional bad shot you would be the first person to do so.

Golf is essentially an exercise in masochism conducted out of doors.

If he couldn't chip, he'd be selling cars in San Diego.

It is so long it’s the first time I’ve had to take into account the curvature of the earth.

As if we don’t have enough violence on television.

In golf, I'm one under; one under a tree, one under a rock, and one under a bush…

We learn so many things from golf – how to suffer, for instance.

Impossible Lie: In golf, a ball that is in a position that is both completely obstructed by an immovable object and continuously observed by an incorruptible player.