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Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place… but not much.

Buddy Hackett

(1924 – 2003) American comedian & actor

Golf Sports

I was three over, one over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.

George Brett

(1953 – ) American baseball player

Golf Sports

Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes.

Dave Marr

professional golfer

Golf Sports Betting

Golf is not, and never has been, a fair game.

Jack Nicklaus

(1940 – ) professional golfer

Golf Sports

I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

Jay Mohr

(1970 – ) American actor, producer & stand up comedian

Golf Sports

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

Jack Lemmon

(1925 – 2001) actor & musician

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The point is that it doesn't matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.

Seve Ballesteros

Spanish professional golfer

Golf Sports

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

'Chi Chi' Rodríguez

(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer

Golf Language Sports English Spanish

It looks like he has a divot over each ear.

David Feherty

(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator

Golf Sports On John Daly’s haircut

When Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in, I'll caddie for Jack.

'Chi Chi' Rodríguez

(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer

Golf Sports Explaining why he had only three good years left on the Senior Tour Jack Nicklaus Lee Trevino

The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting, just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.

Dan Jenkins

(1929 – ) American author & sportswriter

Golf Sports Putting

It's not whether you win or lose – but whether I win or lose!

Sandy Lyle

professional golfer

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His nerves, his memory… and I can’t remember the third thing.

Lee Trevino

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

Golf Misspokements Sports On the three things that go as a golfer ages

If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.

Sam Snead

(1912 – 2002) professional golfer

Golf Sports

Hole-In-One: An occurrence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole on a single shot by a golfer playing alone.

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Subject: Sports » Golf (Page 19)

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place… but not much.

I was three over, one over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.

Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes.

Golf is not, and never has been, a fair game.

I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

The point is that it doesn't matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

It looks like he has a divot over each ear.

When Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in, I'll caddie for Jack.

The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting, just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.

It's not whether you win or lose – but whether I win or lose!

His nerves, his memory… and I can’t remember the third thing.

If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.

Hole-In-One: An occurrence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole on a single shot by a golfer playing alone.