Subject: Sports » Hockey

All hockey players are bilingual; they know English and profanity.

(1928 – ) Canadian professional ice hockey player
Hockey Sports

I'm glad it's him and not some other puke.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

Since my kids were born, I put on a shield. I wanted to keep on seeing them.

Russian hockey player
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One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.

Canadian hockey player
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They say you're not a coach in the league till you've been fired. I must be getting pretty good.

Canadian hockey player & coach
Hockey Sports

Anytime you hold Dallas to a one touchdown, it's not all bad.

Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
Hockey Sports

You know that creepy-looking guy you stare at two seats behind you, thinking, who would come to a movie by himself? That's me.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive
Hockey People Self Sports

If I get run into again, I'm taking someone with me. I lost one knee. I'll take a head if it happens again.

Canadian hockey goaltender
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This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us.

American singer & songwriter (Aerosmith)
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We've made a final offer. We hope [player] Ziggy Palffy will come to his senses. We have NO hope his agent will.

American player, coach & general manager
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Our system of forechecking is to shoot the puck and leave it there.

Canadian hockey coach, general manager & commentator
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It's going to be good to be on his side for a change. I'll save a lot of energy since I don't have to concentrate on whacking him. I'm pretty excited about that.

Canadian hockey player
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We’ve got no-trade clauses. Nobody wants us.

Canadian hockey player
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Early in the year, after a bad game, I said to my kids in the car, this is my last year and the next day I was getting phone calls from the school about whether I was retiring.  And that was in October.

(1961 – ) Canadian hockey player & owner
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I had to pinch myself seeing the grassy knoll and the book suppository building.

Canadian hockey player
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Lunch is on me.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive
Hockey Money Sports

Owww… it caught ‘em right in the pants area.

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer
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If our goalies were in a divorce case, they could sue for lack of support and be millionaires tomorrow.

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster
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Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.

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We're right next to Mile High Stadium. I'm no rocket scientist, but… uh… [smile]

Canadian hockey player
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Hockey would be a great game… if played in the mud.

(1909 – 1973) American sports journalist
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