Subject: Sports » Hockey

He should know better than that. He knows I only drink scotch.

Canadian professional hockey goalie
Body Hockey Sports

It's going to be nice to be embarrassed in practice instead of games.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

Some guys play hockey… Gretzky plays 40 mph chess.

American sportswriter
Hockey Sports

All of a sudden he’s hurt and I’ve got to get the popcorn out of my teeth.

American hockey player
Hockey Sports

I'd like to play Columbus. [of the International League]

American hockey player
Hockey Sports

All the records were gone. So I figured here's one record I can get.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

The hockey lockout of 1994-1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering… and can now get down to some serious bloodshed!

(1963 – ) television host & comedian
Hockey Sports

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

Canadian-born American hockey player
Hockey Sports

Part of the learning curve in Edmonton is learning to hate Calgary.

professional hockey player
Hockey Sports

Have another donut you fat pig!

Canadian hockey player & general manager
Hockey Sports

I’m hoping for a bench clearing brawl during the warm up so I can go out and grab his stick.

Canadian hockey goaltender
Hockey Sports

If officials called every penalty they saw, there would be no players on the ice and no one in the rink.

professional hockey referee
Hockey Sports

I had to pinch myself seeing the grassy knoll and the book suppository building.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Misspokements Sports

Since my kids were born, I put on a shield. I wanted to keep on seeing them.

Russian hockey player
Hockey Sports

I used to pray to the Lord every night to make me a hockey player. Of course, I forgot to mention the NHL so I spent 16 years in the minors.

Canadian hockey player, coach & commentator
Hockey Sports

I usually call the new guy and let him know where I like to sit on the bus, tell him ways he can stay out of my way, make sure he knows not to touch any of my stuff.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive
Hockey Situations Sports

Aren’t all coaches interim coaches?

Canadian ice hockey coach
Hockey Sports

People didn't know the difference between a blue line and a clothes line.

sports announcer
Hockey Sports

They say something to me sometimes. But I don't understand all the words yet. So I smile at them and then I go score goal.

Russian hockey player
Hockey Sports

We raced the other day and it wasn't a photo finish… it was an oil painting.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

To get my paycheck for two weeks, my family must work 200 years in Slovakia.

Slovak hockey player
Hockey Sports