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I'd spend six months behind bars to have him on my team.

Terry Crisp

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster

The remedy, right now, is two scotches and an aspirin, I think.

Harry Sinden

Boston Bruins general manager

Hockey Sports After his Bruins were knocked out of the playoffs

Every day you guys look worse and worse. And today you played like tomorrow.

Herb Brooks

American hockey player & coach

Hockey Sports To his U.S. Olympic hockey team

I'd take five [former player] Milt Schmidts, put my grandmother in the nets and we'd beat any team.

Red Storey

Former NHL referee

Hockey Sports

I’ve told you guys before, goalies don’t think.

Chris Osgood

Canadian hockey goaltender

Hockey Sports On what he thinks about when he sees Wayne Gretzky breakaway

I don’t live in the fast lane – I live on the off ramp.

Fred Shero

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Hockey Life Sports

I have nothing to say, and I’ll only say it once.

Floyd Smith

Hockey coach

Hockey Misspokements Sports

He's the second-best goalie on the ice.

Alain Vigneault

Canadian hockey coach

Hockey Sports On his goaltender ‘s 7-4 playoff loss

If you play well and win you’re a heck of a leader; you don't win your an okay leader, and if you don't play well and you don't win your a lousy leader.

Steve Yzerman

Canadian hockey player & executive

Hockey Sports On being a leader Winning

It was like skating inside a pop can.

Eric Brewer

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On getting back on the smaller NHL ice surface after the Olympics

Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.

Unknown

Hockey Sports

When he put out his arms to celebrate, [after scoring his second goal] the rest of us skated immediately to the bench and left him there all alone.

Dave Taylor

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After teammate Marcel Dionne received death threats if he scored two goals in a game

If our goalies were in a divorce case, they could sue for lack of support and be millionaires tomorrow.

Terry Crisp

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster

Hockey Sports Goalies

Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo.

Gerry Cheevers

Canadian hockey goalie & coach

Hockey Sports On New York hockey fans

Have another donut you fat pig!

Jim Schoenfeld

Canadian hockey player & general manager

Hockey Sports To referee Don Koharski

Basketball players get the girls, hockey players take them home.

Unknown

Hockey Sports

He asked me if he could marry Carrie before he asked her. I said: You want to what?’ I thought he was just going to ask for more ice time.

Phil Esposito

Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Hockey Sports On Alexander Selivanov asking to marry his daughter

It's going to be nice to be embarrassed in practice instead of games.

Rhett Warrener

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On having Pavel Bure become a teammate

If everything were going good for him, he'd be having success.

Scott Gordon

American hockey coach

Hockey Misspokements Sports On his goalie who allowed 13 goals in a two-game stretch

All of a sudden he’s hurt and I’ve got to get the popcorn out of my teeth.

Bob Esche

American hockey player

Hockey Sports When called to replaced a teammate

She doesn't pay me anything. I pay her. Besides, what position can she play?

Harold Ballard

Toronto Maple Leafs owner

Hockey Sports On taking down a picture of Queen Elizabeth in Maple Leaf Gardens

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Subject: Sports » Hockey

I'd spend six months behind bars to have him on my team.

The remedy, right now, is two scotches and an aspirin, I think.

Every day you guys look worse and worse. And today you played like tomorrow.

I'd take five [former player] Milt Schmidts, put my grandmother in the nets and we'd beat any team.

I’ve told you guys before, goalies don’t think.

I don’t live in the fast lane – I live on the off ramp.

I have nothing to say, and I’ll only say it once.

He's the second-best goalie on the ice.

If you play well and win you’re a heck of a leader; you don't win your an okay leader, and if you don't play well and you don't win your a lousy leader.

It was like skating inside a pop can.

Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.

When he put out his arms to celebrate, [after scoring his second goal] the rest of us skated immediately to the bench and left him there all alone.

If our goalies were in a divorce case, they could sue for lack of support and be millionaires tomorrow.

Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo.

Have another donut you fat pig!

Basketball players get the girls, hockey players take them home.

He asked me if he could marry Carrie before he asked her. I said: You want to what?’ I thought he was just going to ask for more ice time.

It's going to be nice to be embarrassed in practice instead of games.

If everything were going good for him, he'd be having success.

All of a sudden he’s hurt and I’ve got to get the popcorn out of my teeth.

She doesn't pay me anything. I pay her. Besides, what position can she play?