Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 10)

My face is my mask.

Canadian professional hockey goalie

They do a lot of talking, but I'm not sure they actually understand each other.

Canadian hockey player

Man that guy is ripped! I mean, I've got the washboard stomach, too. It's just that mine has about two months of laundry on top of it.

Canadian hockey player

No, I don't fight anybody I played against in Juniors. I think everyone I played Juniors with is dead now.

Canadian hockey player & coach

The place was cold, and I got the feeling that the fans would have enjoyed baseball more if it had been played with a hockey puck.

professional baseball player

They say you're not a coach in the league till you've been fired. I must be getting pretty good.

Canadian hockey player & coach

Aww, don't worry Doc, if that happens, I can always come back as a forward!

Canadian hockey player

As a coach, you must remember that when you're on your way in, you're on your way out.

Canadian hockey coach & general manager

Anytime you hold Dallas to a one touchdown, it's not all bad.

Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

He's as old as some trees.

Canadian hockey player & coach

I didn’t drop my gloves. They were yanked off me.

professional hockey player

Frankly, that’s tantamount to the head of the White Star line saying the company’s next voyage will be considered a success if it fares better than the Titanic.

Canadian hockey player

If you play well and win you’re a heck of a leader; you don't win your an okay leader, and if you don't play well and you don't win your a lousy leader.

Canadian hockey player & executive

To get my paycheck for two weeks, my family must work 200 years in Slovakia.

Slovak hockey player

Here’s Wellwood, seven-and-oh in the faceoffs, plus-two, two assists, played 20 minutes, drew eight minutes on the power play, lost a tooth and a pint of blood. What a guy.

Canadian hockey player, coach & commentator

If our goalies were in a divorce case, they could sue for lack of support and be millionaires tomorrow.

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster

Ever since he’s been a little boo-aw.

Canadian hockey coach

I had to pinch myself seeing the grassy knoll and the book suppository building.

Canadian hockey player

To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

I don't want to get into a 'He said, she said' with the refs… I'm the 'he.'

Canadian hockey player