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He shortened my career having to chase him around the ice all the time.

Butch Goring

Canadian ice hockey player & coach

I'm just glad it wasn't machete night.

Bob Froese

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After Rangers’ fans threw mugs on the ice during ‘mug night’

Biologically, I'm 10; chronologically, I'm 33, but in hockey years, I'm 66.

Mark Messier

Age Hockey Sports

Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.

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Hockey Sports Dentists

If I play badly I’ll pick a fight in the third, just to get into a fight. I’ll break a guy’s leg to win, I don’t care. Afterward I say, ‘Yeah, all right I played badly, but I won the fight so who gives a damn.'

Derek Sanderson

Canadian hockey player

Conflict Fights Hockey Sports

I’m really no different than anybody else; except that sometimes I get my name in the paper.

Bobby Orr

Canadian professional hockey player

Hockey People Self Sports

It's going to be nice to be embarrassed in practice instead of games.

Rhett Warrener

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On having Pavel Bure become a teammate

I knew I was in trouble when I heard snap, crackle, and pop, and I wasn't having a bowl of cereal.

Nick Kypreos

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After suffering a spiral ankle fracture in a fight

When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment.

Fred Shero

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Hockey Sports Commitment

Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying.

Brendan Morrison

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On teammate Todd Bertuzzi

The goal is too small and the goalies are too big.

Scotty Bowman

Canadian hockey coach

Hockey Sports Goalies Goals

After I took the Olympic job, my wife said to me, ‘You love hockey more than you love me.’ I told her, ‘Yes, dear, but I love you more than hunting and fishing.’

Herb Brooks

American hockey player & coach

Hockey Sports

I always tell Bobby he was up in the air for so long that I had time to shower and change before he hit the ice.

Glenn Hall

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After being victimized by Bobby Orr's famous flying goal to win the Stanley Cup in overtime

The place was cold, and I got the feeling that the fans would have enjoyed baseball more if it had been played with a hockey puck.

Andre Dawson

professional baseball player

Baseball Hockey Sports On his time in Montreal

Aww, don't worry Doc, if that happens, I can always come back as a forward!

Harold Snepsts

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After being advised by a doctor to wear a helmet to avoid brain damage

The hockey lockout of 1994-1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering… and can now get down to some serious bloodshed!

Conan O'Brien

(1963 – ) television host & comedian

Hockey Sports

No, I don't fight anybody I played against in Juniors. I think everyone I played Juniors with is dead now.

Kelly Buchberger

Canadian hockey player & coach

Hockey Sports

He's skating like he's 36 again.

Mike Keane

Canadian hockey player

Age Hockey Sports After 38-year-old teammate Guy Carbonneau had a great game

The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterwards.

Terry Crisp

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster

Hockey Sports After a 10-0 loss

One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.

Glenn Healy

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports Travel On his time in the International Hockey League

Hockey is a game played by six good players and a home team.

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Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 10)

He shortened my career having to chase him around the ice all the time.

I'm just glad it wasn't machete night.

Biologically, I'm 10; chronologically, I'm 33, but in hockey years, I'm 66.

Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.

If I play badly I’ll pick a fight in the third, just to get into a fight. I’ll break a guy’s leg to win, I don’t care. Afterward I say, ‘Yeah, all right I played badly, but I won the fight so who gives a damn.'

I’m really no different than anybody else; except that sometimes I get my name in the paper.

It's going to be nice to be embarrassed in practice instead of games.

I knew I was in trouble when I heard snap, crackle, and pop, and I wasn't having a bowl of cereal.

When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment.

Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying.

The goal is too small and the goalies are too big.

After I took the Olympic job, my wife said to me, ‘You love hockey more than you love me.’ I told her, ‘Yes, dear, but I love you more than hunting and fishing.’

I always tell Bobby he was up in the air for so long that I had time to shower and change before he hit the ice.

The place was cold, and I got the feeling that the fans would have enjoyed baseball more if it had been played with a hockey puck.

Aww, don't worry Doc, if that happens, I can always come back as a forward!

The hockey lockout of 1994-1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering… and can now get down to some serious bloodshed!

No, I don't fight anybody I played against in Juniors. I think everyone I played Juniors with is dead now.

He's skating like he's 36 again.

The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterwards.

One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.

Hockey is a game played by six good players and a home team.