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There are rough players and there are dirty players. I'm rough and dirty.

Stan Mikita

Slovak-born Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports

Two people fighting is not violence in hockey. It might be in tennis or bowling, but it's not in hockey.

Gerry Cheevers

Canadian hockey goalie & coach

Fights Hockey Sports

Playing goal is like being shot at.

Jacques Plante

professional hockey goalie

Hockey Sports Goalies

I'd rather fight than score.

Dave Schultz

Canadian hockey player

Conflict Fights Hockey Sports

The kid looks good in his first game.

Gordie Howe

(1928 – ) Canadian professional ice hockey player

Hockey Sports At age 51 – after 41-year-old Bobby Hull made his 1979 debut with the Hartford Whalers

I think he knows all my tricks. Or the fact I don't have any tricks.

Brendan Shanahan

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive

Hockey Sports On trying to score against Maple Leafs goalie Curtis Joseph

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

Brett Hull

Canadian-born American hockey player

Hockey Sports Goalies

You can throw anything in our house, but we’ll just let it roll off our backs

Sam Quevares

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The place was cold, and I got the feeling that the fans would have enjoyed baseball more if it had been played with a hockey puck.

Andre Dawson

professional baseball player

Baseball Hockey Sports On his time in Montreal

Optimistically, you hope someday you’ll be in a magazine. Of course, your mom hopes it’s Sports Illustrated or something like that.

Dan Hinote

American hockey player & coach

Hockey Sports About his interview in “Penthouse” magazine

I had to pinch myself seeing the grassy knoll and the book suppository building.

Trevor Linden

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Misspokements Sports Depository On viewing the site of John F. Kennedy's assassination in Dallas

Aren’t all coaches interim coaches?

Wren Blair

Canadian ice hockey coach

Hockey Sports Coaches

I told her they must be all sold out.

Wade Belak

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On his response when his mother said she couldn't find his sweater for sale in a souvenir shop

It takes brains; it's not like forward, where you can get away with scoring and not play defense… on defense you have to be thinking.

Chris Chelios

American hockey player

Hockey Sports On the difference between being a defenseman and a forward

Every day you guys look worse and worse. And today you played like tomorrow.

Herb Brooks

American hockey player & coach

Hockey Sports To his U.S. Olympic hockey team

Aww, don't worry Doc, if that happens, I can always come back as a forward!

Harold Snepsts

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After being advised by a doctor to wear a helmet to avoid brain damage

When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment.

Fred Shero

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Hockey Sports Commitment

Bob Kelly was so dumb, they shoulda written his name on the Stanley Cup in crayon.

Gene Hart

American sports announcer

Hockey Insults Sports

We know how much fans enjoy a good brawl, so we are going to guarantee a fight. If there is not a single five-minute fighting major given to a player, every fan in attendance will receive a free ticket to the following home game.

Houston Aeros Website

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Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 11)

There are rough players and there are dirty players. I'm rough and dirty.

Two people fighting is not violence in hockey. It might be in tennis or bowling, but it's not in hockey.

Playing goal is like being shot at.

I'd rather fight than score.

The kid looks good in his first game.

I think he knows all my tricks. Or the fact I don't have any tricks.

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

You can throw anything in our house, but we’ll just let it roll off our backs

The place was cold, and I got the feeling that the fans would have enjoyed baseball more if it had been played with a hockey puck.

Optimistically, you hope someday you’ll be in a magazine. Of course, your mom hopes it’s Sports Illustrated or something like that.

I had to pinch myself seeing the grassy knoll and the book suppository building.

Aren’t all coaches interim coaches?

I told her they must be all sold out.

It takes brains; it's not like forward, where you can get away with scoring and not play defense… on defense you have to be thinking.

Every day you guys look worse and worse. And today you played like tomorrow.

Aww, don't worry Doc, if that happens, I can always come back as a forward!

When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment.

Bob Kelly was so dumb, they shoulda written his name on the Stanley Cup in crayon.

We know how much fans enjoy a good brawl, so we are going to guarantee a fight. If there is not a single five-minute fighting major given to a player, every fan in attendance will receive a free ticket to the following home game.