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Here’s Wellwood, seven-and-oh in the faceoffs, plus-two, two assists, played 20 minutes, drew eight minutes on the power play, lost a tooth and a pint of blood. What a guy.

Don Cherry

Canadian hockey player, coach & commentator

We hate each other. People assume that we respect each other because we’re black. We don’t.

Georges Laraque

Canadian hockey player & commentator

Hockey Sports About Donald Brashear after they fought three seconds into a game

The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterwards.

Terry Crisp

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster

Hockey Sports After a 10-0 loss

It's going to be nice to be embarrassed in practice instead of games.

Rhett Warrener

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On having Pavel Bure become a teammate

Tell him he’s Wayne Gretzky.

Ted Green

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After Shawn Van Allen sustained a concussion and could not remember who he was

Frankly, that’s tantamount to the head of the White Star line saying the company’s next voyage will be considered a success if it fares better than the Titanic.

Chris Zelkovich

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On comments by ABC Sports President Howard Katz saying he will consider the NHL deal a success if the ratings improve

I'd spend six months behind bars to have him on my team.

Terry Crisp

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster

Hockey Sports On Mario Lemiuex

Yes, the guy can score you 40 goals… what I don't want is him causing 60.

Terry Crisp

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster

Hockey Sports On rookie Alex Selivanov

We raced the other day and it wasn't a photo finish… it was an oil painting.

Bob Plager

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After scrimmaging with another player who had injured his knee Racing

We appreciate all the fans that are here, but we really respect the five or six who stayed with us all year.

Jon Casey

(1962 – ) American ice hockey goaltender

Hockey Sports Fans

Two people fighting is not violence in hockey. It might be in tennis or bowling, but it's not in hockey.

Gerry Cheevers

Canadian hockey goalie & coach

Fights Hockey Sports

I always tell Bobby he was up in the air for so long that I had time to shower and change before he hit the ice.

Glenn Hall

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After being victimized by Bobby Orr's famous flying goal to win the Stanley Cup in overtime

You hate to lose your teeth and the game, too.

Bill Barber

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports Losing Teeth

A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can’t hit one another.

Jimmy Cannon

(1909 – 1973) American sports journalist

Hockey Sports

The remedy, right now, is two scotches and an aspirin, I think.

Harry Sinden

Boston Bruins general manager

Hockey Sports After his Bruins were knocked out of the playoffs

I’m not a cancer, I’m a Gemini.

Mathieu Schneider

American ice hockey player

Hockey Sports After being labeled a “cancer” in a Montreal newspaper report

Here’s Hodge on the breakaway! He’s all by himself. He shoots. And Hodge missed the goal! He’ll be thinking about that one for a while! Just look at the expression on Hodge’s stick!

Unknown sportscaster

Hockey Misspokements Sports

Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental.

Jim McKenny

Canadian hockey player & sports reporter

Hockey Sports

I don’t live in the fast lane – I live on the off ramp.

Fred Shero

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Hockey Life Sports

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Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 11)

Here’s Wellwood, seven-and-oh in the faceoffs, plus-two, two assists, played 20 minutes, drew eight minutes on the power play, lost a tooth and a pint of blood. What a guy.

We hate each other. People assume that we respect each other because we’re black. We don’t.

The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterwards.

It's going to be nice to be embarrassed in practice instead of games.

Tell him he’s Wayne Gretzky.

Frankly, that’s tantamount to the head of the White Star line saying the company’s next voyage will be considered a success if it fares better than the Titanic.

I'd spend six months behind bars to have him on my team.

Yes, the guy can score you 40 goals… what I don't want is him causing 60.

We raced the other day and it wasn't a photo finish… it was an oil painting.

We appreciate all the fans that are here, but we really respect the five or six who stayed with us all year.

Two people fighting is not violence in hockey. It might be in tennis or bowling, but it's not in hockey.

I always tell Bobby he was up in the air for so long that I had time to shower and change before he hit the ice.

You hate to lose your teeth and the game, too.

A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can’t hit one another.

The remedy, right now, is two scotches and an aspirin, I think.

I’m not a cancer, I’m a Gemini.

Here’s Hodge on the breakaway! He’s all by himself. He shoots. And Hodge missed the goal! He’ll be thinking about that one for a while! Just look at the expression on Hodge’s stick!

Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental.

I don’t live in the fast lane – I live on the off ramp.