Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 2)

Kerry, don’t sell yourself short. You’ve made far worse calls than that.

hockey broadcaster

I knew I was in trouble when I heard snap, crackle, and pop, and I wasn't having a bowl of cereal.

Canadian hockey player

He shortened my career having to chase him around the ice all the time.

Canadian ice hockey player & coach

Have another donut you fat pig!

Canadian hockey player & general manager

Our system of forechecking is to shoot the puck and leave it there.

Canadian hockey coach, general manager & commentator

Aren’t all coaches interim coaches?

Canadian ice hockey coach

Here’s Wellwood, seven-and-oh in the faceoffs, plus-two, two assists, played 20 minutes, drew eight minutes on the power play, lost a tooth and a pint of blood. What a guy.

Canadian hockey player, coach & commentator

If you play well and win you’re a heck of a leader; you don't win your an okay leader, and if you don't play well and you don't win your a lousy leader.

Canadian hockey player & executive

It's going to be good to be on his side for a change. I'll save a lot of energy since I don't have to concentrate on whacking him. I'm pretty excited about that.

Canadian hockey player

We've made a final offer. We hope [player] Ziggy Palffy will come to his senses. We have NO hope his agent will.

American player, coach & general manager

I'd rather fight than score.

Canadian hockey player

I’m hoping for a bench clearing brawl during the warm up so I can go out and grab his stick.

Canadian hockey goaltender

Yes, the guy can score you 40 goals… what I don't want is him causing 60.

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster

It was like skating inside a pop can.

Canadian hockey player

I slept like a baby. Every two hours I woke up and cried.

Canadian hockey coach

Daneyko got mad when Kaminski said he was going to knock his teeth out. Dano only has two teeth left, so you can't say that to Dano.

Canadian hockey player & coach

I guess it's why you never say never. The only thing you can never do is ski through a revolving door.

hockey coach

He's as old as some trees.

Canadian hockey player & coach

Every time I see you naked I feel bad for your wife.

Czech hockey player

Hockey is the original extreme sport.

American hockey player

I always tell Bobby he was up in the air for so long that I had time to shower and change before he hit the ice.

Canadian hockey player