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When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment.

Fred Shero

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Every day you guys look worse and worse. And today you played like tomorrow.

Herb Brooks

American hockey player & coach

Hockey Sports To his U.S. Olympic hockey team

I've always felt we weren't physical enough on the back line. Now there's a no-parking sign in front of our net.

Dean Lombardi

hockey general manager

Hockey Sports On the addition of Marty McSorley to the Shark lineup

I usually call the new guy and let him know where I like to sit on the bus, tell him ways he can stay out of my way, make sure he knows not to touch any of my stuff.

Brendan Shanahan

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive

Hockey Situations Sports Teammates

I’m not a cancer, I’m a Gemini.

Mathieu Schneider

American ice hockey player

Hockey Sports After being labeled a “cancer” in a Montreal newspaper report

The only way you can check Gretzky is to hit him when he is standing still singing the national anthem.

Harry Sinden

Boston Bruins general manager

Hockey Sports Wayne Gretzky

Some guys play hockey… Gretzky plays 40 mph chess.

Lowell Cohn

American sportswriter

Hockey Sports Wayne Gretzky

Actually we’re trying to get it to flood both locker rooms, just to be fair.

Roger Newton

Nassau Coliseum general manager

Hockey Sports Joked when a sewage line backed up into their home dressing room

When he put out his arms to celebrate, [after scoring his second goal] the rest of us skated immediately to the bench and left him there all alone.

Dave Taylor

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After teammate Marcel Dionne received death threats if he scored two goals in a game

The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterwards.

Terry Crisp

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster

Hockey Sports After a 10-0 loss

The remedy, right now, is two scotches and an aspirin, I think.

Harry Sinden

Boston Bruins general manager

Hockey Sports After his Bruins were knocked out of the playoffs

There have been more cheap shots in this game than a Mexican cantina during happy hour.

Rick Jeanneret

Canadian hockey announcer

Hockey Sports

Aren’t all coaches interim coaches?

Wren Blair

Canadian ice hockey coach

Hockey Sports Coaches

I wanted to go through the TV and strangle Terry Crisp. I wanted to punch Chris Gratton in the face. And when Petr Klima took a penalty, I wanted to send him back to Czechoslovakia.

Phil Esposito

Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Hockey Sports On a 10-1 loss

I know my players don't like my practices, but that's OK, because I don't like their games.

Harry Neale

Canadian hockey coach, general manager & commentator

Hockey Sports

That puck would have gone in the net if not for the goalie.

Chico Resch

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer

Hockey Misspokements Sports

The place was cold, and I got the feeling that the fans would have enjoyed baseball more if it had been played with a hockey puck.

Andre Dawson

professional baseball player

Baseball Hockey Sports On his time in Montreal

This type of injury is very painful. Especially when it hurts.

Jean Perron

Canadian hockey coach

Hockey Misspokements Sports Injuries

I'd like to play Columbus. [of the International League]

Chris Chelios

American hockey player

Hockey Sports On which team he'd prefer to play in the opening round of the 2002 playoffs

My face is my mask.

Gump Worsley

Canadian professional hockey goalie

Hockey Sports On not wearing a face mask

After I took the Olympic job, my wife said to me, ‘You love hockey more than you love me.’ I told her, ‘Yes, dear, but I love you more than hunting and fishing.’

Herb Brooks

American hockey player & coach

Hockey Sports

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Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 4)

When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment.

Every day you guys look worse and worse. And today you played like tomorrow.

I've always felt we weren't physical enough on the back line. Now there's a no-parking sign in front of our net.

I usually call the new guy and let him know where I like to sit on the bus, tell him ways he can stay out of my way, make sure he knows not to touch any of my stuff.

I’m not a cancer, I’m a Gemini.

The only way you can check Gretzky is to hit him when he is standing still singing the national anthem.

Some guys play hockey… Gretzky plays 40 mph chess.

Actually we’re trying to get it to flood both locker rooms, just to be fair.

When he put out his arms to celebrate, [after scoring his second goal] the rest of us skated immediately to the bench and left him there all alone.

The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterwards.

The remedy, right now, is two scotches and an aspirin, I think.

There have been more cheap shots in this game than a Mexican cantina during happy hour.

Aren’t all coaches interim coaches?

I wanted to go through the TV and strangle Terry Crisp. I wanted to punch Chris Gratton in the face. And when Petr Klima took a penalty, I wanted to send him back to Czechoslovakia.

I know my players don't like my practices, but that's OK, because I don't like their games.

That puck would have gone in the net if not for the goalie.

The place was cold, and I got the feeling that the fans would have enjoyed baseball more if it had been played with a hockey puck.

This type of injury is very painful. Especially when it hurts.

I'd like to play Columbus. [of the International League]

My face is my mask.

After I took the Olympic job, my wife said to me, ‘You love hockey more than you love me.’ I told her, ‘Yes, dear, but I love you more than hunting and fishing.’