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We know he is a one-dimensional player, but it’s the dimension we don’t have.

Al Coates

Canadian sports broadcaster

They do a lot of talking, but I'm not sure they actually understand each other.

Darren McCarty

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On Vladimir Konstantinov and rival Claude Lemieux

You can always get someone to do your thinking for you.

Gordie Howe

(1928 – ) Canadian professional ice hockey player

Hockey Sports After being asked why players always wear a cup but not always a helmet

A fast body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet. 

Paul Gallico

(1897 – 1976) American novelist, short story & sports writer

Hockey Sports

The only way we could have, was to have shot him before the game started.

Brian Sutter

Canadian hockey player & coach

Hockey Sports On how his team could have stopped Jaromir Jagr

He said he wanted to go play in his home country and village; I guess every village needs an idiot.

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Hockey Sports About a European player

Give blood. Play hockey.

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Hockey Sports Blood

I guess it's why you never say never. The only thing you can never do is ski through a revolving door.

Lou Nanne

hockey coach

Hockey Sports

I just tape four Tylenols to it.

Boris Mironov

Russian hockey player

Hockey Sports On playing with a sore ankle

They say something to me sometimes. But I don't understand all the words yet. So I smile at them and then I go score goal.

Ilya Kovalchuk

Russian hockey player

Hockey Sports When asked if he gets verbally abused by opponents on the ice

Hockey would be a great game… if played in the mud.

Jimmy Cannon

(1909 – 1973) American sports journalist

Hockey Sports

The weak teams are Boston and New York; the strong ones are Toronto, Chicago, Montreal, and Gordie Howe.

Dave Keon

professional hockey player

Hockey Sports Gordie Howe

I’m really no different than anybody else; except that sometimes I get my name in the paper.

Bobby Orr

Canadian professional hockey player

Hockey People Self Sports

No, I don't fight anybody I played against in Juniors. I think everyone I played Juniors with is dead now.

Kelly Buchberger

Canadian hockey player & coach

Hockey Sports

Really, there are none. We traded him for a 10th round pick in a nine-round draft.

Bobby Clarke

professional hockey player

Hockey Sports On what future considerations he received from the Nashville Predators for Sergei Klimentiev

Two people fighting is not violence in hockey. It might be in tennis or bowling, but it's not in hockey.

Gerry Cheevers

Canadian hockey goalie & coach

Fights Hockey Sports

Ever since he’s been a little boo-aw.

Mark Crawford

Canadian hockey coach

Hockey Sports On how long Patrick Roy had been pronouncing his name “Roo-aw”

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

Doug Larson

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Hockey Sports Behavior Disorderly conduct

There are certain things about my game I don't want to change, but I think it's about time that I realized I can't fight every battle. Three hundred minutes in penalties is way too many. Way too many.

Rick Tocchet

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports Penalties

You can throw anything in our house, but we’ll just let it roll off our backs

Sam Quevares

Activities Hockey Misspokements Sports

Basketball players get the girls, hockey players take them home.

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Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 4)

We know he is a one-dimensional player, but it’s the dimension we don’t have.

They do a lot of talking, but I'm not sure they actually understand each other.

You can always get someone to do your thinking for you.

A fast body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.

The only way we could have, was to have shot him before the game started.

He said he wanted to go play in his home country and village; I guess every village needs an idiot.

Give blood. Play hockey.

I guess it's why you never say never. The only thing you can never do is ski through a revolving door.

I just tape four Tylenols to it.

They say something to me sometimes. But I don't understand all the words yet. So I smile at them and then I go score goal.

Hockey would be a great game… if played in the mud.

The weak teams are Boston and New York; the strong ones are Toronto, Chicago, Montreal, and Gordie Howe.

I’m really no different than anybody else; except that sometimes I get my name in the paper.

No, I don't fight anybody I played against in Juniors. I think everyone I played Juniors with is dead now.

Really, there are none. We traded him for a 10th round pick in a nine-round draft.

Two people fighting is not violence in hockey. It might be in tennis or bowling, but it's not in hockey.

Ever since he’s been a little boo-aw.

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

There are certain things about my game I don't want to change, but I think it's about time that I realized I can't fight every battle. Three hundred minutes in penalties is way too many. Way too many.

You can throw anything in our house, but we’ll just let it roll off our backs

Basketball players get the girls, hockey players take them home.