Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 4)

I just tape four Tylenols to it.

Russian hockey player
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Have another donut you fat pig!

Canadian hockey player & general manager
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It takes brains; it's not like forward, where you can get away with scoring and not play defense… on defense you have to be thinking.

American hockey player
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I'm glad it's him and not some other puke.

Canadian hockey player
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A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can’t hit one another. 

(1909 – 1973) American sports journalist
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Our system of forechecking is to shoot the puck and leave it there.

Canadian hockey coach, general manager & commentator
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If he had another hair on his back, he'd be up a tree.

Canadian hockey player
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He had better get married soon, because he's getting uglier every day!

Canadian hockey player
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Aren’t all coaches interim coaches?

Canadian ice hockey coach
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How would you know, Sean? When I was playing you were in your 3rd year of 8th grade?

Canadian hockey player & commentator
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He scored hockey by the number of fights. If you lost seven to one, but won five fights, he figured you won the game.

Canadian businessman, sportsman & owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs
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All the records were gone. So I figured here's one record I can get.

Canadian hockey player
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One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.

Canadian hockey player
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I didn’t drop my gloves. They were yanked off me.

professional hockey player
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Playing goal is like being shot at.

professional hockey goalie
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Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo.

Canadian hockey goalie & coach
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I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

Canadian-born American hockey player
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We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

professional hockey player
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I'm just glad it wasn't machete night.

Canadian hockey player
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The only difference between the [Phoenix] Coyotes and Days of Our Lives is that nobody has been shot on our team yet.

professional hockey player
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If I knew the answer to that I'd bet $10,000 on the game and retire from coaching.

Montreal Canadiens coach
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