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A fast body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.


(1897 – 1976) American novelist, short story & sports writer
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Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. 

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
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I told her they must be all sold out.

Canadian hockey player
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We are the sort of people who make health insurance popular.

Canadian hockey goaltender
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That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my @#%#%@ clothes.

professional hockey player
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Three years ago, I couldn't spell author. Now I am one.

Canadian hockey player, coach & commentator
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The only way we could have, was to have shot him before the game started.

Canadian hockey player & coach
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I go from locker to locker, pretending the guys are here. You know, give them a little bit of a pep talk. It must be working, because we haven't lost a game yet.

hockey coach
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Owww… it caught ‘em right in the pants area.

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer
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War is hell, but expansion is worse.

hockey coach
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Reporter to Brett Hull: If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be?

Hull: Shoe

Canadian-born American hockey player
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Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental. 

Canadian hockey player & sports reporter
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If you keep your opposition on their ass, they don’t score goals.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
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This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us.

American singer & songwriter (Aerosmith)
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I'd trade Larry Murphy for a shaved monkey who could skate and a bucket of pucks.

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There have been more cheap shots in this game than a Mexican cantina during happy hour.

Canadian hockey announcer
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Or the day I can legally start telling everyone I am sleeping with Anna Kournikova.

Russian hockey player
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Aren’t all coaches interim coaches?

Canadian ice hockey coach
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Give blood. Play hockey. 

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Always remember one thing: From the time the game starts until it ends, you and I are the only sane men on the ice.

professional ice hockey referee
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A goal, an assist and a fight.

American ice hockey player
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