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All hockey players are bilingual; they know English and profanity.

Gordie Howe

(1928 – ) Canadian professional ice hockey player

I'd drink more.

Bobby Hull

professional hockey player

Hockey Sports When asked how he would handle his career 'all over again'

I’ve told you guys before, goalies don’t think.

Chris Osgood

Canadian hockey goaltender

Hockey Sports On what he thinks about when he sees Wayne Gretzky breakaway

No, I don't fight anybody I played against in Juniors. I think everyone I played Juniors with is dead now.

Kelly Buchberger

Canadian hockey player & coach

Hockey Sports

How would you know, Sean? When I was playing you were in your 3rd year of 8th grade?

Brian Hayward

Canadian hockey player & commentator

Hockey Sports On comments Sean Avery made about his [Hayward’s] playing days

He brings something special. I don’t know what it is, but if you ask him, you couldn’t understand his answer.

Wayne Gretzky

(1961 – ) Canadian hockey player & owner

Hockey Sports On Finnish player Esa Tikkanen

You hate to lose your teeth and the game, too.

Bill Barber

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports Losing Teeth

Every day you guys look worse and worse. And today you played like tomorrow.

Herb Brooks

American hockey player & coach

Hockey Sports To his U.S. Olympic hockey team

The remedy, right now, is two scotches and an aspirin, I think.

Harry Sinden

Boston Bruins general manager

Hockey Sports After his Bruins were knocked out of the playoffs

They do a lot of talking, but I'm not sure they actually understand each other.

Darren McCarty

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On Vladimir Konstantinov and rival Claude Lemieux

Playing goal is like being shot at.

Jacques Plante

professional hockey goalie

Hockey Sports Goalies

It's going to be nice to be embarrassed in practice instead of games.

Rhett Warrener

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On having Pavel Bure become a teammate

If you play well and win you’re a heck of a leader; you don't win your an okay leader, and if you don't play well and you don't win your a lousy leader.

Steve Yzerman

Canadian hockey player & executive

Hockey Sports On being a leader Winning

I know my players don't like my practices, but that's OK, because I don't like their games.

Harry Neale

Canadian hockey coach, general manager & commentator

Hockey Sports

I have nothing to say, and I’ll only say it once.

Floyd Smith

Hockey coach

Hockey Misspokements Sports

All the records were gone. So I figured here's one record I can get.

Robert Dirk

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After getting the first instigator penalty in Anaheim Mighty Ducks history

The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterwards.

Terry Crisp

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster

Hockey Sports After a 10-0 loss

If I play badly I’ll pick a fight in the third, just to get into a fight. I’ll break a guy’s leg to win, I don’t care. Afterward I say, ‘Yeah, all right I played badly, but I won the fight so who gives a damn.'

Derek Sanderson

Canadian hockey player

Conflict Fights Hockey Sports

Get used to this phrase: “How could both referees have missed that?”

Mike Brophy

Canadian sports writer & analyst

Hockey Sports On the new 2-referee experiment in 1998

Hockey is the only job I know where you get paid to have a nap on the day of the game.

Chico Resch

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer

Hockey Sports Work Naps

One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.

Glenn Healy

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports Travel On his time in the International Hockey League

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Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 5)

All hockey players are bilingual; they know English and profanity.

I'd drink more.

I’ve told you guys before, goalies don’t think.

No, I don't fight anybody I played against in Juniors. I think everyone I played Juniors with is dead now.

How would you know, Sean? When I was playing you were in your 3rd year of 8th grade?

He brings something special. I don’t know what it is, but if you ask him, you couldn’t understand his answer.

You hate to lose your teeth and the game, too.

Every day you guys look worse and worse. And today you played like tomorrow.

The remedy, right now, is two scotches and an aspirin, I think.

They do a lot of talking, but I'm not sure they actually understand each other.

Playing goal is like being shot at.

It's going to be nice to be embarrassed in practice instead of games.

If you play well and win you’re a heck of a leader; you don't win your an okay leader, and if you don't play well and you don't win your a lousy leader.

I know my players don't like my practices, but that's OK, because I don't like their games.

I have nothing to say, and I’ll only say it once.

All the records were gone. So I figured here's one record I can get.

The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterwards.

If I play badly I’ll pick a fight in the third, just to get into a fight. I’ll break a guy’s leg to win, I don’t care. Afterward I say, ‘Yeah, all right I played badly, but I won the fight so who gives a damn.'

Get used to this phrase: “How could both referees have missed that?”

Hockey is the only job I know where you get paid to have a nap on the day of the game.

One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.