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Aww, don't worry Doc, if that happens, I can always come back as a forward!

Harold Snepsts

Canadian hockey player

My goal is to deny yours.

Hockey Saying

Hockey Sports

Gretzky knows it time to retire now — he's finally slow enough to get hit by Luke Richardson.

Les Bowen

American sportswriter

Hockey Sports Wayne Gretzky

Tell him he’s Wayne Gretzky.

Ted Green

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After Shawn Van Allen sustained a concussion and could not remember who he was

I told her they must be all sold out.

Wade Belak

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On his response when his mother said she couldn't find his sweater for sale in a souvenir shop

I wanted to go through the TV and strangle Terry Crisp. I wanted to punch Chris Gratton in the face. And when Petr Klima took a penalty, I wanted to send him back to Czechoslovakia.

Phil Esposito

Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Hockey Sports On a 10-1 loss

Three years ago, I couldn't spell author. Now I am one.

Don Cherry

Canadian hockey player, coach & commentator

Communication Hockey Reading/Writing Sports Referring to his autobiography

You hate to lose your teeth and the game, too.

Bill Barber

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports Losing Teeth

I used to pray to the Lord every night to make me a hockey player. Of course, I forgot to mention the NHL so I spent 16 years in the minors.

Don Cherry

Canadian hockey player, coach & commentator

Hockey Sports

Bob Kelly was so dumb, they shoulda written his name on the Stanley Cup in crayon.

Gene Hart

American sports announcer

Hockey Insults Sports

Every day you guys look worse and worse. And today you played like tomorrow.

Herb Brooks

American hockey player & coach

Hockey Sports To his U.S. Olympic hockey team

How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you?

Jacques Plante

professional hockey goalie

Hockey Sports

That puck would have gone in the net if not for the goalie.

Chico Resch

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer

Hockey Misspokements Sports

I don't want to get into a 'He said, she said' with the refs… I'm the 'he.'

Chris Pronger

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports

How would you know, Sean? When I was playing you were in your 3rd year of 8th grade?

Brian Hayward

Canadian hockey player & commentator

Hockey Sports On comments Sean Avery made about his [Hayward’s] playing days

If I get run into again, I'm taking someone with me. I lost one knee. I'll take a head if it happens again.

Grant Fuhr

Canadian hockey goaltender

Hockey Sports Injuries

So what? I can play Smoke on the Water.

Garth Snow

American hockey goaltender

Hockey Sports After giving up a goal to a band member of Nickelback in a scrimmage

The remedy, right now, is two scotches and an aspirin, I think.

Harry Sinden

Boston Bruins general manager

Hockey Sports After his Bruins were knocked out of the playoffs

One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.

Glenn Healy

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports Travel On his time in the International Hockey League

He asked me if he could marry Carrie before he asked her. I said: You want to what?’ I thought he was just going to ask for more ice time.

Phil Esposito

Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Hockey Sports On Alexander Selivanov asking to marry his daughter

Was Wayne Gretzky sick?

Larry Robinson

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After winning the ‘Player of the Week’ award

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Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 6)

Aww, don't worry Doc, if that happens, I can always come back as a forward!

My goal is to deny yours.

Gretzky knows it time to retire now — he's finally slow enough to get hit by Luke Richardson.

Tell him he’s Wayne Gretzky.

I told her they must be all sold out.

I wanted to go through the TV and strangle Terry Crisp. I wanted to punch Chris Gratton in the face. And when Petr Klima took a penalty, I wanted to send him back to Czechoslovakia.

Three years ago, I couldn't spell author. Now I am one.

You hate to lose your teeth and the game, too.

I used to pray to the Lord every night to make me a hockey player. Of course, I forgot to mention the NHL so I spent 16 years in the minors.

Bob Kelly was so dumb, they shoulda written his name on the Stanley Cup in crayon.

Every day you guys look worse and worse. And today you played like tomorrow.

How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you?

That puck would have gone in the net if not for the goalie.

I don't want to get into a 'He said, she said' with the refs… I'm the 'he.'

How would you know, Sean? When I was playing you were in your 3rd year of 8th grade?

If I get run into again, I'm taking someone with me. I lost one knee. I'll take a head if it happens again.

So what? I can play Smoke on the Water.

The remedy, right now, is two scotches and an aspirin, I think.

One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.

He asked me if he could marry Carrie before he asked her. I said: You want to what?’ I thought he was just going to ask for more ice time.

Was Wayne Gretzky sick?