Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 6)

Ever since he’s been a little boo-aw.

Canadian hockey coach

We can’t win at home. We can’t win on the road. I don’t know where else we can play.

Canadian hockey coach, general manager & commentator

Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion; you must first set yourself on fire.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

It must be the body. It’s chiseled out of marshmallows.

American hockey player

This type of injury is very painful. Especially when it hurts.

Canadian hockey coach

Every time a puck gets past me and I look back into the net, I say, ‘uh-oh.'

Canadian ice hockey goaltender

Reporter to Brett Hull: If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be?

Hull: Shoe

Canadian-born American hockey player

The only difference between the [Phoenix] Coyotes and Days of Our Lives is that nobody has been shot on our team yet.

professional hockey player

 I’ve told you guys before, goalies don’t think.

Canadian hockey goaltender

Goaltenders are three sandwiches shy of a picnic. From the moment primitive man lurched erect, he survived on the principle that when something hard and potentially lethal comes toward you at great velocity, get the hell out of it's path.

Canadian hockey player

How would you know, Sean? When I was playing you were in your 3rd year of 8th grade?

Canadian hockey player & commentator

Two people fighting is not violence in hockey. It might be in tennis or bowling, but it's not in hockey.

Canadian hockey goalie & coach

It would have been worse if we hadn't blocked the kick after Toronto's second touchdown.

Canadian hockey player

I had all my own teeth and I wanted to keep it that way.

American baseball player

We have only one person to blame, and that’s each other.

professional hockey player

Every day you guys look worse and worse. And today you played like tomorrow.

American hockey player & coach

Here’s Hodge on the breakaway! He’s all by himself. He shoots. And Hodge missed the goal! He’ll be thinking about that one for a while! Just look at the expression on Hodge’s stick!

If everything were going good for him, he'd be having success.

American hockey coach

You hate to lose your teeth and the game, too.

Canadian hockey player

If you’re not going to score goals, at least make people hate you.

professional hockey player

He asked me if he could marry Carrie before he asked her.  I said: You want to what?’ I thought he was just going to ask for more ice time.

Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager