Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 7)

Gretzky knows it time to retire now — he's finally slow enough to get hit by Luke Richardson.

American sportswriter
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I'd trade Larry Murphy for a shaved monkey who could skate and a bucket of pucks.

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I'd take five [former player] Milt Schmidts, put my grandmother in the nets and we'd beat any team.

Former NHL referee
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If you’re not going to score goals, at least make people hate you.

professional hockey player
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Was Wayne Gretzky sick?

Canadian hockey player
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A goal, an assist and a fight.

American ice hockey player
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Aww, don't worry Doc, if that happens, I can always come back as a forward!

Canadian hockey player
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Sean Avery is liked about as much as a rattlesnake at a picnic.

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No big deal. I just watched the game. I had the best seats of anyone in the crowd. It was awesome.

Czech hockey player
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I had to pinch myself seeing the grassy knoll and the book suppository building.

Canadian hockey player
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You can always get someone to do your thinking for you.

(1928 – ) Canadian professional ice hockey player
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I didn’t hear him because my two Stanley Cup rings were plugging my ears.

Canadian ice hockey goaltender
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I guess it's why you never say never. The only thing you can never do is ski through a revolving door.

hockey coach
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Reporter to Brett Hull: If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be?

Hull: Shoe

Canadian-born American hockey player
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I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

Canadian-born American hockey player
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Our system of forechecking is to shoot the puck and leave it there.

Canadian hockey coach, general manager & commentator
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A fast body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.


(1897 – 1976) American novelist, short story & sports writer
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Some guys play hockey… Gretzky plays 40 mph chess.

American sportswriter
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I grabbed it and squeezed it back into place. It gave a little crunch and popped right in.

Canadian hockey player
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Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion; you must first set yourself on fire.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
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Every time I get injured, my wife ends up pregnant.

Canadian hockey player & general manager
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