Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 7)

Anytime you hold Dallas to a one touchdown, it's not all bad.

Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

We can’t win at home. We can’t win on the road. I don’t know where else we can play.

Canadian hockey coach, general manager & commentator

I usually call the new guy and let him know where I like to sit on the bus, tell him ways he can stay out of my way, make sure he knows not to touch any of my stuff.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive

Reporter to Brett Hull: If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be?

Hull: Shoe

Canadian-born American hockey player

Every time I see you naked I feel bad for your wife.

Czech hockey player

I think he knows all my tricks. Or the fact I don't have any tricks.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive

I grabbed it and squeezed it back into place. It gave a little crunch and popped right in.

Canadian hockey player

 A good fighting club will beat a club that has superstars on it every time.

Canadian hockey coach & general manager

He just got me in the right spot. In the small of the back. A good, clean, dirty hit… not that I didn't deserve it.

American hockey player

We're right next to Mile High Stadium. I'm no rocket scientist, but… uh… [smile]

Canadian hockey player

Lunch is on me.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive

I'd drink more.

professional hockey player

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

(1924 – 1987) American stand-up ‘deadpan’ comedian and actor

He said he wanted to go play in his home country and village; I guess every village needs an idiot.

He scored hockey by the number of fights. If you lost seven to one, but won five fights, he figured you won the game.

Canadian businessman, sportsman & owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs

I don't want to get into a 'He said, she said' with the refs… I'm the 'he.'

Canadian hockey player

Optimistically, you hope someday you’ll be in a magazine. Of course, your mom hopes it’s Sports Illustrated or something like that.

American hockey player & coach

Playing goal is like being shot at.

professional hockey goalie

It's going to be nice to be embarrassed in practice instead of games.

Canadian hockey player

I just tape four Tylenols to it.

Russian hockey player

I'm glad it's him and not some other puke.

Canadian hockey player