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Bob Kelly was so dumb, they shoulda written his name on the Stanley Cup in crayon.

Gene Hart

American sports announcer

I know my players don't like my practices, but that's OK, because I don't like their games.

Harry Neale

Canadian hockey coach, general manager & commentator

Hockey Sports

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

Doug Larson

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Hockey Sports Behavior Disorderly conduct

Part of the learning curve in Edmonton is learning to hate Calgary.

Steven Smith

professional hockey player

Hockey Sports

I was hoping I could still be an underwear model after my career is over.

Shane O'Brien

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On what he thought when he saw all the blood from a cut between his eyes

Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records.

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Hockey Sports

All the records were gone. So I figured here's one record I can get.

Robert Dirk

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After getting the first instigator penalty in Anaheim Mighty Ducks history

There are two types of forwards. Scorers and bangers. Scorers score and bangers bang.

Ken Dryden

Canadian hockey goaltender, politician, lawyer, businessman & author

Hockey Sports Forwards

Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying.

Brendan Morrison

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On teammate Todd Bertuzzi

Winning is always fun, but the car is more important.

Teemu Selanne

Finnish hockey player

Hockey Sports On the importance of the All-Star game

I'd rather fight than score.

Dave Schultz

Canadian hockey player

Conflict Fights Hockey Sports

If you keep your opposition on their ass, they don’t score goals.

Fred Shero

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Hockey Sports

Goaltenders are three sandwiches shy of a picnic. From the moment primitive man lurched erect, he survived on the principle that when something hard and potentially lethal comes toward you at great velocity, get the hell out of it's path.

Jim Taylor

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports Goaltenders

They say you're not a coach in the league till you've been fired. I must be getting pretty good.

Terry Simpson

Canadian hockey player & coach

Hockey Sports Fired

He should know better than that. He knows I only drink scotch.

Gump Worsley

Canadian professional hockey goalie

Body Hockey Sports After being accused by his coach of having a beer belly

If officials called every penalty they saw, there would be no players on the ice and no one in the rink.

Frank Chadwick

professional hockey referee

Hockey Sports Penalties

I don't think you ever stopped Bobby Orr. You contained him. He was too talented and too great a player. When we played the Bruins and Bobby had to give up the puck it was a good play.

Larry Robinson

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports Bobby Orr

Every time a puck gets past me and I look back into the net, I say, ‘uh-oh.'

Bernie Parent

Canadian ice hockey goaltender

Hockey Sports Goals

When he gets mad, it's like he's in another world. He'll look at you with those big eyes and they'll be going around in circles.

Barry Beck

professional hockey player

Hockey Sports Of Mark Messier

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone

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Hockey Sports Violence

For the Leafs, there are two kinds of games: those they lose because of the officiating and those they win despite the officiating.

Bob Chiarelli

Ottawa Mayor

Hockey Sports Toronto Maple Leafs

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Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 7)

Bob Kelly was so dumb, they shoulda written his name on the Stanley Cup in crayon.

I know my players don't like my practices, but that's OK, because I don't like their games.

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

Part of the learning curve in Edmonton is learning to hate Calgary.

I was hoping I could still be an underwear model after my career is over.

Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records.

All the records were gone. So I figured here's one record I can get.

There are two types of forwards. Scorers and bangers. Scorers score and bangers bang.

Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying.

Winning is always fun, but the car is more important.

I'd rather fight than score.

If you keep your opposition on their ass, they don’t score goals.

Goaltenders are three sandwiches shy of a picnic. From the moment primitive man lurched erect, he survived on the principle that when something hard and potentially lethal comes toward you at great velocity, get the hell out of it's path.

They say you're not a coach in the league till you've been fired. I must be getting pretty good.

He should know better than that. He knows I only drink scotch.

If officials called every penalty they saw, there would be no players on the ice and no one in the rink.

I don't think you ever stopped Bobby Orr. You contained him. He was too talented and too great a player. When we played the Bruins and Bobby had to give up the puck it was a good play.

Every time a puck gets past me and I look back into the net, I say, ‘uh-oh.'

When he gets mad, it's like he's in another world. He'll look at you with those big eyes and they'll be going around in circles.

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone

For the Leafs, there are two kinds of games: those they lose because of the officiating and those they win despite the officiating.