Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 7)

If our goalies were in a divorce case, they could sue for lack of support and be millionaires tomorrow.

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster
Hockey Sports

I'd like to play Columbus. [of the International League]

American hockey player
Hockey Sports

I didn't hear him because my two Stanley Cup rings were plugging my ears.

professional hockey player
Hockey Sports

This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us.

American singer & songwriter (Aerosmith)
Hockey Sports

He should know better than that. He knows I only drink scotch.

Canadian professional hockey goalie
Body Hockey Sports

Basketball players get the girls, hockey players take them home.

Hockey Sports

Playing goal is like being shot at.

professional hockey goalie
Hockey Sports

All the records were gone. So I figured here's one record I can get.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

This type of injury is very painful. Especially when it hurts.

Canadian hockey coach
Hockey Misspokements Sports

I was kind of hoping it would straighten it out.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

I only have one goal in each stick.

Czech ice hockey player
Hockey Sports

As a coach, you must remember that when you're on your way in, you're on your way out.

Canadian hockey coach & general manager
Hockey Sports

How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you?

professional hockey goalie
Hockey Sports

Tell him he’s Wayne Gretzky.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

Owww… it caught ‘em right in the pants area.

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer
Hockey Misspokements Sports

That puck would have gone in the net if not for the goalie.

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer
Hockey Misspokements Sports

Every time a puck gets past me and I look back into the net, I say, ‘uh-oh.'

Canadian ice hockey goaltender
Hockey Sports

We're right next to Mile High Stadium. I'm no rocket scientist, but… uh… [smile]

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

If hockey fights were fake, I'd be in more of them.

professional hockey player
Fights Hockey Sports

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.

Baseball Basketball Football Hockey Sports

Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion; you must first set yourself on fire.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
Hockey Sports Success