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Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Frankly, that’s tantamount to the head of the White Star line saying the company’s next voyage will be considered a success if it fares better than the Titanic.

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On comments by ABC Sports President Howard Katz saying he will consider the NHL deal a success if the ratings improve

Lunch is on me.

Brendan Shanahan

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive

Hockey Money Sports After signing a $26 million dollar contract

The remedy, right now, is two scotches and an aspirin, I think.

Harry Sinden

Boston Bruins general manager

Hockey Sports After his Bruins were knocked out of the playoffs

I go from locker to locker, pretending the guys are here. You know, give them a little bit of a pep talk. It must be working, because we haven't lost a game yet.

Tommy McVie

hockey coach

Hockey Sports About his activities during the lockout

I don't think you ever stopped Bobby Orr. You contained him. He was too talented and too great a player. When we played the Bruins and Bobby had to give up the puck it was a good play.

Larry Robinson

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports Bobby Orr

I think he knows all my tricks. Or the fact I don't have any tricks.

Brendan Shanahan

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive

Hockey Sports On trying to score against Maple Leafs goalie Curtis Joseph

One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.

Glenn Healy

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports Travel On his time in the International Hockey League

The three important elements of hockey are: forecheck, backcheck and paycheck.

Gil Perreault

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports

They do a lot of talking, but I'm not sure they actually understand each other.

Darren McCarty

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On Vladimir Konstantinov and rival Claude Lemieux

Tell him he’s Wayne Gretzky.

Ted Green

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After Shawn Van Allen sustained a concussion and could not remember who he was

Goaltenders are three sandwiches shy of a picnic. From the moment primitive man lurched erect, he survived on the principle that when something hard and potentially lethal comes toward you at great velocity, get the hell out of it's path.

Jim Taylor

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports Goaltenders

I'd drink more.

Bobby Hull

professional hockey player

Hockey Sports When asked how he would handle his career 'all over again'

If I’m half the coach on the bench that I was in the stands, we’ll have no problems.

Bob Plager

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports Coaching

Part of the learning curve in Edmonton is learning to hate Calgary.

Steven Smith

professional hockey player

Hockey Sports

I didn’t drop my gloves. They were yanked off me.

Mike Modano

professional hockey player

Hockey Sports On his fight with another player

If hockey fights were fake, I'd be in more of them.

Rod Gilbert

professional hockey player

Fights Hockey Sports

The only way you can check Gretzky is to hit him when he is standing still singing the national anthem.

Harry Sinden

Boston Bruins general manager

Hockey Sports Wayne Gretzky

Have another donut you fat pig!

Jim Schoenfeld

Canadian hockey player & general manager

Hockey Sports To referee Don Koharski

I didn’t hear him because my two Stanley Cup rings were plugging my ears.

Patrick Roy

Canadian ice hockey goaltender

Hockey Sports Stanley Cup

By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series

Steve Rushin

(1966 – ) American journalist & novelist

Conflict Hockey Sports Violence

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Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 8)

Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.

Frankly, that’s tantamount to the head of the White Star line saying the company’s next voyage will be considered a success if it fares better than the Titanic.

Lunch is on me.

The remedy, right now, is two scotches and an aspirin, I think.

I go from locker to locker, pretending the guys are here. You know, give them a little bit of a pep talk. It must be working, because we haven't lost a game yet.

I don't think you ever stopped Bobby Orr. You contained him. He was too talented and too great a player. When we played the Bruins and Bobby had to give up the puck it was a good play.

I think he knows all my tricks. Or the fact I don't have any tricks.

One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.

The three important elements of hockey are: forecheck, backcheck and paycheck.

They do a lot of talking, but I'm not sure they actually understand each other.

Tell him he’s Wayne Gretzky.

Goaltenders are three sandwiches shy of a picnic. From the moment primitive man lurched erect, he survived on the principle that when something hard and potentially lethal comes toward you at great velocity, get the hell out of it's path.

I'd drink more.

If I’m half the coach on the bench that I was in the stands, we’ll have no problems.

Part of the learning curve in Edmonton is learning to hate Calgary.

I didn’t drop my gloves. They were yanked off me.

If hockey fights were fake, I'd be in more of them.

The only way you can check Gretzky is to hit him when he is standing still singing the national anthem.

Have another donut you fat pig!

I didn’t hear him because my two Stanley Cup rings were plugging my ears.

By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series