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If you play well and win you’re a heck of a leader; you don't win your an okay leader, and if you don't play well and you don't win your a lousy leader.

Steve Yzerman

Canadian hockey player & executive

Hmm, 600 games? What does it mean? It means I’m that much closer to getting fired.

Jacques Lemaire

Canadian hockey player & coach

Hockey Sports After coaching his 600th game

A fast body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet. 

Paul Gallico

(1897 – 1976) American novelist, short story & sports writer

Hockey Sports

We appreciate all the fans that are here, but we really respect the five or six who stayed with us all year.

Jon Casey

(1962 – ) American ice hockey goaltender

Hockey Sports Fans

The playoffs separate the men from the boys, and we found out we have a lot of boys in our dressing room.

Neil Smith

Canadian hockey general manager

Hockey Sports After a playoff loss

It takes brains; it's not like forward, where you can get away with scoring and not play defense… on defense you have to be thinking.

Chris Chelios

American hockey player

Hockey Sports On the difference between being a defenseman and a forward

As a coach, you must remember that when you're on your way in, you're on your way out.

Punch Imlach

Canadian hockey coach & general manager

Hockey Sports On job security

I knew I was in trouble when I heard snap, crackle, and pop, and I wasn't having a bowl of cereal.

Nick Kypreos

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After suffering a spiral ankle fracture in a fight

Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion; you must first set yourself on fire.

Fred Shero

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Hockey Sports Success Enthusiasm

It must be the body. It’s chiseled out of marshmallows.

Tony Amonte

American hockey player

Hockey Sports On possessing the NHL’s second-longest active playing streak

He asked me if he could marry Carrie before he asked her. I said: You want to what?’ I thought he was just going to ask for more ice time.

Phil Esposito

Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Hockey Sports On Alexander Selivanov asking to marry his daughter

The Rangers…

Gump Worsley

Canadian professional hockey goalie

Hockey Sports When asked which team gave him the most trouble — he played for the Rangers at the time

I didn’t hear him because my two Stanley Cup rings were plugging my ears.

Patrick Roy

Canadian ice hockey goaltender

Hockey Sports Stanley Cup

Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.

Unknown

Hockey Sports

Gretzky knows it time to retire now — he's finally slow enough to get hit by Luke Richardson.

Les Bowen

American sportswriter

Hockey Sports Wayne Gretzky

My goal is to deny yours.

Hockey Saying

Hockey Sports

The only way you can check Gretzky is to hit him when he is standing still singing the national anthem.

Harry Sinden

Boston Bruins general manager

Hockey Sports Wayne Gretzky

If I knew the answer to that I'd bet $10,000 on the game and retire from coaching.

‘Toe’ Blake

Montreal Canadiens coach

Hockey Sports After being asked if his team would win an upcoming game

There have been more cheap shots in this game than a Mexican cantina during happy hour.

Rick Jeanneret

Canadian hockey announcer

Hockey Sports

I'd drink more.

Bobby Hull

professional hockey player

Hockey Sports When asked how he would handle his career 'all over again'

Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded – accordion-style – back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.

Steve Rushin

(1966 – ) American journalist & novelist

Hockey Sports

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Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 8)

If you play well and win you’re a heck of a leader; you don't win your an okay leader, and if you don't play well and you don't win your a lousy leader.

Hmm, 600 games? What does it mean? It means I’m that much closer to getting fired.

A fast body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.

We appreciate all the fans that are here, but we really respect the five or six who stayed with us all year.

The playoffs separate the men from the boys, and we found out we have a lot of boys in our dressing room.

It takes brains; it's not like forward, where you can get away with scoring and not play defense… on defense you have to be thinking.

As a coach, you must remember that when you're on your way in, you're on your way out.

I knew I was in trouble when I heard snap, crackle, and pop, and I wasn't having a bowl of cereal.

Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion; you must first set yourself on fire.

It must be the body. It’s chiseled out of marshmallows.

He asked me if he could marry Carrie before he asked her. I said: You want to what?’ I thought he was just going to ask for more ice time.

The Rangers…

I didn’t hear him because my two Stanley Cup rings were plugging my ears.

Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.

Gretzky knows it time to retire now — he's finally slow enough to get hit by Luke Richardson.

My goal is to deny yours.

The only way you can check Gretzky is to hit him when he is standing still singing the national anthem.

If I knew the answer to that I'd bet $10,000 on the game and retire from coaching.

There have been more cheap shots in this game than a Mexican cantina during happy hour.

I'd drink more.

Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded – accordion-style – back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.