Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 8)

I don't think you ever stopped Bobby Orr. You contained him.  He was too talented and too great a player.  When we played the Bruins and Bobby had to give up the puck it was a good play.

Canadian hockey player

Basketball players get the girls, hockey players take them home.

My teeth weren't that good to begin with, so hopefully I can get some better ones.

Canadian hockey player

If you’re not going to score goals, at least make people hate you.

professional hockey player

Here’s Wellwood, seven-and-oh in the faceoffs, plus-two, two assists, played 20 minutes, drew eight minutes on the power play, lost a tooth and a pint of blood. What a guy.

Canadian hockey player, coach & commentator

We know how much fans enjoy a good brawl, so we are going to guarantee a fight. If there is not a single five-minute fighting major given to a player, every fan in attendance will receive a free ticket to the following home game.

How would you know, Sean? When I was playing you were in your 3rd year of 8th grade?

Canadian hockey player & commentator

It was like skating inside a pop can.

Canadian hockey player

If I get run into again, I'm taking someone with me. I lost one knee. I'll take a head if it happens again.

Canadian hockey goaltender

To get my paycheck for two weeks, my family must work 200 years in Slovakia.

Slovak hockey player

I’m not a cancer, I’m a Gemini.

American ice hockey player

You can throw anything in our house, but we’ll just let it roll off our backs

You know that creepy-looking guy you stare at two seats behind you, thinking, who would come to a movie by himself? That's me.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive

Give blood. Play hockey. 

We raced the other day and it wasn't a photo finish… it was an oil painting.

Canadian hockey player

I told her they must be all sold out.

Canadian hockey player

I don't order fries with my club sandwich.

Canadian hockey player

I used to pray to the Lord every night to make me a hockey player. Of course, I forgot to mention the NHL so I spent 16 years in the minors.

Canadian hockey player, coach & commentator

I'd spend six months behind bars to have him on my team.

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster

Reporter to Brett Hull: If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be?

Hull: Shoe

Canadian-born American hockey player

You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.

(1961 – ) Canadian hockey player & owner