Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 9)

The hockey lockout of 1994-1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering… and can now get down to some serious bloodshed!

(1963 – ) television host & comedian
Hockey Sports

Here’s Wellwood, seven-and-oh in the faceoffs, plus-two, two assists, played 20 minutes, drew eight minutes on the power play, lost a tooth and a pint of blood. What a guy.

Canadian hockey player, coach & commentator
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He's the second-best goalie on the ice.

Canadian hockey coach
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That puck would have gone in the net if not for the goalie.

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer
Hockey Misspokements Sports

We know he is a one-dimensional player, but it’s the dimension we don’t have.

Canadian sports broadcaster
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If officials called every penalty they saw, there would be no players on the ice and no one in the rink.

professional hockey referee
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We're looking forward to building the type of team the Rangers are able to buy.

Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
Hockey Sports

Anytime you hold Dallas to a one touchdown, it's not all bad.

Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
Hockey Sports

For the Leafs, there are two kinds of games: those they lose because of the officiating and those they win despite the officiating.

Ottawa Mayor
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The only way we could have, was to have shot him before the game started.

Canadian hockey player & coach
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The weak teams are Boston and New York; the strong ones are Toronto, Chicago, Montreal, and Gordie Howe.

professional hockey player
Hockey Sports

The first thing I would do when I saw Bobby [Orr] coming down at me was to say a little prayer if I had time.  I’m sure I wasn’t the only goalie who did that.

Canadian professional hockey player
Hockey Sports

Man that guy is ripped! I mean, I've got the washboard stomach, too. It's just that mine has about two months of laundry on top of it.

Canadian hockey player
Appearance Body Hockey Sports

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

(1924 – 1987) American stand-up ‘deadpan’ comedian and actor
Activities Conflict Fights Hockey Sports

 I’ve told you guys before, goalies don’t think.

Canadian hockey goaltender
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Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt.

Canadian hockey player
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Yes, the guy can score you 40 goals… what I don't want is him causing 60.

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster
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Every time I see you naked I feel bad for your wife.

Czech hockey player
Appearance Body Hockey Sports

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

Canadian-born American hockey player
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There are rough players and there are dirty players. I'm rough and dirty.

Slovak-born Canadian hockey player
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They're like two bulldogs eating lunch off a Brillo pad!

Canadian hockey player
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