Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 9)

I’m not a cancer, I’m a Gemini.

American ice hockey player
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I'm okay. Russian machine never breaks.

Russian hockey player
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Why is a puck called a puck? Because ‘dirty little bastard’ was taken.

Canadian hockey player
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The playoffs separate the men from the boys, and we found out we have a lot of boys in our dressing room.

Canadian hockey general manager
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I only have one goal in each stick.

Czech ice hockey player
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Call them pros, call them mercenaries – but in fact they are just grown-up kids who have learned on the frozen creek or flooded corner lot that hockey is the greatest thrill of all.

Canadian hockey player
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Give blood. Play hockey. 

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My teeth weren't that good to begin with, so hopefully I can get some better ones.

Canadian hockey player
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Part of the learning curve in Edmonton is learning to hate Calgary.

professional hockey player
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I think he knows all my tricks. Or the fact I don't have any tricks.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive
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It would have been worse if we hadn't blocked the kick after Toronto's second touchdown.

Canadian hockey player
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There have been more cheap shots in this game than a Mexican cantina during happy hour.

Canadian hockey announcer
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If our goalies were in a divorce case, they could sue for lack of support and be millionaires tomorrow.

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster
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Kerry, don’t sell yourself short. You’ve made far worse calls than that.

hockey broadcaster
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The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterwards.

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster
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I will personally challenge anyone who wants to get rid of fighting to a fight.

American-Canadian hockey executive
Fights Hockey Sports

After I took the Olympic job, my wife said to me, ‘You love hockey more than you love me.’ I told her, ‘Yes, dear, but I love you more than hunting and fishing.’

American hockey player & coach
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Hockey’s the only place where a guy can go nowadays and watch two white guys fight.


(1938 – 2017) American sportswriter & novelist
Conflict Fights Hockey Sports

There are certain things about my game I don't want to change, but I think it's about time that I realized I can't fight every battle. Three hundred minutes in penalties is way too many. Way too many.

Canadian hockey player
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War is hell, but expansion is worse.

hockey coach
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The Rangers…

Canadian professional hockey goalie
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