Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 9)

Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
Hockey Sports

I wanted to go through the TV and strangle Terry Crisp. I wanted to punch Chris Gratton in the face. And when Petr Klima took a penalty, I wanted to send him back to Czechoslovakia.

Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
Hockey Sports

A goal, an assist and a fight.

American ice hockey player
Hockey Sports

Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded – accordion-style – back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.

(1966 – ) American journalist & novelist
Hockey Sports

Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental. 

Canadian hockey player & sports reporter
Hockey Sports

I'd trade Larry Murphy for a shaved monkey who could skate and a bucket of pucks.

Hockey Sports

That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my @#%#%@ clothes.

professional hockey player
Hockey Misspokements Sports

Goaltenders are three sandwiches shy of a picnic. From the moment primitive man lurched erect, he survived on the principle that when something hard and potentially lethal comes toward you at great velocity, get the hell out of it's path.

Canadian hockey player
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Hockey is the original extreme sport.

American hockey player
Hockey Sports

I have nothing to say, and I’ll only say it once.

Hockey coach
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We are the sort of people who make health insurance popular.

Canadian hockey goaltender
Health Hockey Sports

I'd drink more.

professional hockey player
Hockey Sports

Three years ago, I couldn't spell author. Now I am one.

Canadian hockey player, coach & commentator
Communication Hockey Reading/Writing Sports

I only have one goal in each stick.

Czech ice hockey player
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It's going to be nice to be embarrassed in practice instead of games.

Canadian hockey player
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Why is a puck called a puck? Because ‘dirty little bastard’ was taken.

Canadian hockey player
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Hmm, 600 games? What does it mean? It means I’m that much closer to getting fired.

Canadian hockey player & coach
Hockey Sports

If officials called every penalty they saw, there would be no players on the ice and no one in the rink.

professional hockey referee
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I'm glad it's him and not some other puke.

Canadian hockey player
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Always remember one thing: From the time the game starts until it ends, you and I are the only sane men on the ice.

professional ice hockey referee
Hockey Sports

Or the day I can legally start telling everyone I am sleeping with Anna Kournikova.

Russian hockey player
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