Subject: Sports (Page 100)

Concentration-wise, we’re having trouble crossing the line mentally from a toughness standpoint.

American football coach
Misspokements Sports

Not a good night for Zola Budd. She died on the last lap and finished fourth.

Misspokements Sports

I’m not fat.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing Sports

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Activities Sports

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer
Golf Sports

For his salad, you just pour vinegar and oil on your lawn and let him graze.

American football player
Football Sports

Vicodin and vodka — the breakfast of champions.

(1918 – 1990) football coach
Football Sports

Winning is better than the next worse thing.

American baseball pitcher
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Never has my flabber been so completely gasted

(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator
Golf Sports

Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg.

Scottish television commentator
Sports

I'm glad it's him and not some other puke.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

He can do it the hard way, get beat up for 12 rounds and end up in the hospital. Or, he can do it the easy way, get hit on the chin and go to sleep.

American boxer
Boxing Sports

My handicap is that I don’t have a big enough beer cooler for the back of my golf cart.

professional football player
Golf Misspokements Sports

Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.

playwright, performer, musician, screenwriter & humorist
Football Sports

He (Satchel Paige) threw the ball as far from the bat and as close to the plate as possible.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

A re-match with Eubank is not in my plans. I'm not interested in him because he's got nothing I want… except a Harley-Davidson motorbike.

British boxer
Boxing Sports

I've thought about buying those new, long distance balls, but I wonder, what's the point of hitting golf balls even further out of bounds?

(1941 – ) poet, author, editor & anthologist
Golf Sports

What happens to me next year will happen to me no matter what happens.

professional basketball player
Future Misspokements Sports

Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened.

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder
Baseball Health Sports

Tambay’s hopes, which were nil before, are absolutely zero now.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

I know being a linesman is a thankless job, especially with guys like me around.

American professional tennis player
Sports