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Don King dresses like a pimp and speechifies like a store-front preacher.

John Schulian

boxing writer

Boxing Sports Don King

You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.

Bill Peterson

football coach

Misspokements Sports

There's enough Ferraris here to eat a plate of spaghetti.

Jackie Stewart

Scottish auto racer

Auto racing Sports Ferraris

They said I was such a great prospect that they were sending me to a winter league to sharpen up.; when I stepped off the plane, I was in Greenland.

Bob Uecker

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Baseball Sports

I don't think his hands could take the abuse.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports On whether he wanted a rematch with Larry Holmes

A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors.

Barry Fitzgerald

(1888 –1961) Irish actor Irish actor

Golf Sports Golf course

We can’t win at home… we can’t win on the road; as general manager, I just can’t figure out where else to play.

Pat Williams

(1941 – ) American basketball executive

Basketball Misspokements Sports On his team's 7-27 record

The place was so empty, they could have had archery practice.

Bill Parcells

American football coach

Football Sports On a small crowd at a game

The remedy, right now, is two scotches and an aspirin, I think.

Harry Sinden

Boston Bruins general manager

Hockey Sports After his Bruins were knocked out of the playoffs

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What’s everyone blaming me for? … Blame Felix; I wouldn’t have hit into the double-plays if he hadn’t hit singles.

If you break 100, watch your golf; if you break 80, watch your business.

Golf… is the infallible test; the man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.

Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.

They're why the Hubble telescope is pointed away from the earth.

Around a clubhouse they'll tell you even God has to practice his putting. In fact, even Nicklaus does.

I was six foot one inch when I started fighting, but with all the uppercuts I'm up to six foot five inches.

He's usually a good puller – but he couldn't get it up that time.

The problem with being Comeback Player of the Year is it means you have to go somewhere before you can come back.

Emotion disappears about the sixth time that guy hits you in the mouth and you realize those tears in your eyes are not because of dear old alma mater.

He had a God-given killer instinct.

It was better than a couple of years I had.

Don King dresses like a pimp and speechifies like a store-front preacher.

You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.

There's enough Ferraris here to eat a plate of spaghetti.

They said I was such a great prospect that they were sending me to a winter league to sharpen up.; when I stepped off the plane, I was in Greenland.

I don't think his hands could take the abuse.

A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors.

We can’t win at home… we can’t win on the road; as general manager, I just can’t figure out where else to play.

The place was so empty, they could have had archery practice.

The remedy, right now, is two scotches and an aspirin, I think.