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Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo.

Gerry Cheevers

Canadian hockey goalie & coach

My foot said go before my brain did.

J.R. Todd

top fuel drag racer

Auto racing Sports Explaining a red light foul during quarterfinals at Sonoma

It couldn't have happened to a greater guy… well, yes, it could have happened to me.

Tommy Lasorda

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Baseball Sports After Jerry Reuss pitched a no-hitter

Relax, all right? Don’t try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring; besides that, they’re fascist. Throw some ground balls. It’s more democratic.

Kevin Costner

(1955 – ) American actor, musician, producer & director

Baseball Sports TV/Movie Quotes As Crash Davis in “Bull Durham”

Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.

Henry Beard

(1945 – ) American humorist (co-founder of National Lampoon)

Activities People Sports Anglers Fishing

You drive for show, but putt for dough.

Bobby Locke

South African professional golfer

Golf Sports Drives Putting

If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game would be played far better than it is.

Horace Hutchinson

golf author

Golf Sports Profanity

I'd spend six months behind bars to have him on my team.

Terry Crisp

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster

Hockey Sports On Mario Lemiuex

You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.

Bill Peterson

football coach

Misspokements Sports

That was a tremendous six. The ball was still in the air as it went over the boundary.

Fred Trueman

English cricketer

Misspokements Sports Cricket

Many continentals think life is a game, the English think cricket is a game.

George Mikes

(1912 – 1987) Hungarian-born British author

Sports Cricket

I know their mother… she'd give them all my plays.

Bobby Bowden

college football coach

Family Football Sports On why he never wanted to play against either of his sons' teams

He’s looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline.

Murray Mexted

New Zealand rugby player & commentator

Misspokements Sports Rugby

I'm the best heavyweight in Canada and I'll still be the best when I'm dead seven years.

George Chuvalo

Canadian boxing champion

Boxing Canada Places Sports

I figure practice puts your brains in your muscles.

Sam Snead

(1912 – 2002) professional golfer

Golf Sports Practice

A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors.

Barry Fitzgerald

(1888 –1961) Irish actor Irish actor

Golf Sports Golf course

He's ranked number three in Britain, number four in the world. You can't get any higher!

John Lowe

English darts player

Misspokements Sports Darts

If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf.

Percey Boomer

golf writer

Characteristics Golf Sports

I'm just a normal Aussie guy who likes a smoke and a drink. I wish they'd had the final between 2 a.m. and 4 a.m. I might have won.

Jai Taurima

Australian long jumper

Sports Long jump On his non-athletic lifestyle

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub.

Andy Roddick

Sports Of his defeat to Roger Federer at Wilmbledon Tennis

Golf giveth and golf taketh away, but it taketh away a hell of a lot more than it giveth.

Simon Hobday