Subject: Sports (Page 107)

A well-adjusted man is one who can play golf as if it were a game.

Golf Sports

I can tell you it’s a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that and you just burst right through.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

Grass is for cows.

Czech tennis player
Sports

Baseball owners have moral scruples against taking any man’s dollar when there is a chance to take a dollar and a quarter.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter
Baseball Money Sports

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by an occasional miracle.

Golf Sports

Yeah, after each of my downhill putts.

professional golfer
Golf Sports

The front wheel crosses the finish line, closely followed by the back wheel.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

They shouldn’t throw at me; I’m the father of five or six kids.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

When we played, World Series checks meant something; now all they do is screw up your taxes.

American baseball pitcher & announcer
Baseball Money Sports

I never thought I'd lead the NBA in rebounding, but I got a lot of help from my teammates – they did a lot of missing.

professional basketball player
Basketball Sports

Watching a shootout is like admitting you watch  Survivor or search the internet for porn.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive
Hockey Sports

Golf is not, and never has been, a fair game.

(1940 – ) professional golfer
Golf Sports

Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentlemen's game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts.

Football Sports

He's been burning the midnight oil at both ends.

English sports commentator
Mixed metaphors Sports

If I fought Evander [Holyfield] with a baseball bat, I would win the fight… but it would be by decision.

Boxing Sports

He's as old as some trees.

Canadian hockey player & coach
Age Hockey Old Sports

The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.

American professional golfer
Golf Sports

If I'd known I was going to pitch a no-hitter today, I would have gotten a haircut.

professional baseball player
Baseball Sports

Let me know if Cain is able.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

Tommy John is so old, he uses Absorbine Senior.

(1952 – ) American sportscaster
Age Baseball Old Sports

Mansell handles corners better than Maradona.

Auto racing Signs Sports