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Subject:
Sports
(Page 112)
I'm in favor of drug tests, just so long as they are multiple choice.
Kurt Rambis
American basketball player & coach
Basketball
Sports
Drug tests
He can run, but he can't hide.
Joe Louis
(1914 – 1981) American boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
When a reporter asked about his upcoming match with Billy Conn
And the first five places are filled by five different cars.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third.
Tommy Lasorda
Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager
Baseball
Sports
On catcher Mike Scioscia’s lack of speed
If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi.
Lewis Grizzard Jr.
(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist
America
Places
Sports
Diet Pepsi
Until you play it, St. Andrews looks like the sort of real estate you couldn't give away.
Sam Snead
(1912 – 2002) professional golfer
Golf
Sports
St. Andrews
Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.
Lee Trevino
(1942 – ) American professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Caddies
You have to treat death like any other part of life.
Tom Sneva
American auto racer
Auto racing
Death
Sports
I’ll always be Number 1 to myself.
Moses Malone
professional basketball player
Misspokements
Sports
It’s not Terry Holmes that Bradford needs – it’s Sherlock.
Alex Murphy
Rugby coach
Sports
Rugby
His left wrist is so strong that he’d knock his own teeth out if he didn’t brush them right-handed.
Bud Collins
American journalist & tennis broadcaster
Sports
On Rod Laver
Tennis
The shoulder surgery was a success; the lobotomy failed.
Mike Ditka
(1939 – ) American football player & coach
Football
Misspokements
Sports
On quarterback Jim McMahon's surgery
When I get done with 'Sweet Pea,' he'll be 'Split Pea.'
Greg Haugen
American boxer
Boxing
Sports
Before fighting Pernell 'Sweef Pea' Whitaker
The only way you can check Gretzky is to hit him when he is standing still singing the national anthem.
Harry Sinden
Boston Bruins general manager
Hockey
Sports
Wayne Gretzky
(After playing an exhibition game in Canada, Logan was surprised to learn that even the kids speak French.)
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Misspokements
Sports
Senna’s car is absolutely unique, apart from the one following, which is identical.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Auto racing
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
I’m a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy… so is my wife.
Mike Greenwell
professional baseball player
Misspokements
Sports
His legs turned to spaghetti and I was all over him like the sauce.
Vinnie Pazienza
American boxer
Boxing
Sports
On hitting a shaken opponent
We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads.
Vlade Divac
professional basketball player
Age
Body
Intelligence
Misspokements
Sports
Weight
The trial began in Lake Charles, Louisiana of a jockey accused of hiding his horse in dense fog to win a race at Evangeline Downs.
Unknown newspaper
Sports
Horse racing
Give me a man with big hands and big feet and no brains and I'll make a golfer out of him.
Walter Hagen
American professional golfer
Golf
Sports
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