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Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance he gets.
Mike Hallett
professional snooker player & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Discussing missed snooker shots
For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Entertainment
Misspokements
Sports
Television
You can't expect Mr. Ed to keep up with Secretariat.
Andy Van Slyke
baseball player
Baseball
Sports
On why the Pirates didn't catch the league leaders
A silver medal gets you as many free beers as a gold medal does.
Russell Mark
Australian Olympic shooter
Sports
Olympics
Trap shooting runner up
If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
On playing in Green Bay Wisconsin
It must be the body. It’s chiseled out of marshmallows.
Tony Amonte
American hockey player
Hockey
Sports
On possessing the NHL’s second-longest active playing streak
The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.
Byron Nelson
American professional golfer
Golf
Sports
I play football. I’m not trying to be a professor. The tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.
A Clemson recruit who was ruled academically ineligible
Football
Misspokements
Sports
Bob Gibson was so mean he would knock you down and then meet you at home plate to see if you wanted to make something of it.
Dick Allen
(1942 – ) American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Bob Gibson
Pitching
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Tell me where you want to go. If they have a team, I'll schedule them.
Abe Lemons
(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Basketball
Places
Sports
What he asks players he is recruiting
A tough day at the office is even tougher when your office contains spectator seating.
Nik Posa
Basketball
Sports
Glenn McGrath joins Craig McDermott and Paul Reiffel in a three-ponged prace attack.
Tim Gavel
Sports
Cricket
In golf, I'm one under; one under a tree, one under a rock, and one under a bush…
Gerry Cheevers
Canadian hockey goalie & coach
Golf
Sports
Why is a puck called a puck? Because ‘dirty little bastard’ was taken.
Martin Brodeur
Canadian hockey player
Hockey
Sports
Pucks
I just hope she doesn't start before I go in the Hall of Fame. That way, I won't have to kill anybody before I get inducted.
Charles Barkley
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball
Dating
Relationships
Sports
On his 17-year old daughter not dating yet
Whoever came up with ice fishing must have had the worst marriage on the planet.
Jeff Cesario
(1953 – ) American comedian & writer
Marriage
Sports
Ice fishing
All I had to do is keep turning left!
George Robson
auto racer
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
On winning the 1946 Indy 500
If you can walk with your head in the clouds and keep your feet on the ground, you can make a million dollars in the NBA
Gary Dornhoefer
Canadian hockey player
Basketball
Sports
Height
The luge is the only Olympic event where you could have people competing in it against their will, and it would look exactly the same.
Jerry Seinfeld
(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Sports
Luge
You know, just once I’d like to hear a player say, ‘Yeah, we were in the game – until Jesus made me fumble; he hates our team.’
Jeff Stilson
(1959 – ) American stand-up comedian
Beliefs
Sports
Jesus
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