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Subject:
Sports
(Page 113)
Optimistically, you hope someday you’ll be in a magazine. Of course, your mom hopes it’s
Sports Illustrated
or something like that.
Dan Hinote
American hockey player & coach
Hockey
Sports
About his interview in “Penthouse” magazine
A big factor in the game was the number of points scored.
Mike Ditka
(1939 – ) American football player & coach
Football
Misspokements
Sports
Vicodin and vodka — the breakfast of champions.
George Allen
(1918 – 1990) football coach
Football
Sports
On cutting defense tackle John Matuszak
I was offered a spot in an ad for neutering pets… not exactly what I had in mind.
Steve Bedrosian
American baseball pitcher
Baseball
Sports
On endorsements after winning the Cy Young Award
I don't want to get into a 'He said, she said' with the refs… I'm the 'he.'
Chris Pronger
Canadian hockey player
Hockey
Sports
I'd trade Larry Murphy for a shaved monkey who could skate and a bucket of pucks.
An angry Toronto Maple Leafs fan
Hockey
Sports
Larry Murphy
I wish you were a statue and I were a pigeon.
‘Yabba’
Stephen Gascoigne (1878 – 1942) Australian sports fan & heckler
Sports
Cricket
If ever an error had ‘F’ written on it, that grounder did.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
My punches are just as hard in Chicago as in New York.
Sonny Liston
American professional boxer
Boxing
Sports
When a boxing match venue was changed to Chicago
I didn't want my Mom to know I was drag racing for 20 years so I told her I was in prison.
T.C. Lemons
American drag racing crew chief & pioneer
Auto racing
Sports
The Mets have gotten their leadoff hitter on base only once in this inning.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Nigel Mansell is the only man who goes to Nick Faldo for charisma lessons.
Nick Hancock
English actor & television personality
Auto racing
Insults
Sports
Charisma
Of British auto racer Nigel Mansell
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating… the other 20 percent lied.
Bruce Lansky
(1941 – ) poet, author, editor & anthologist
Activities
Golf
Sports
Cheating
He (Julio Cesar Chavez) speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual, too.
Don King
(1931 – ) American boxing promoter
Misspokements
Sports
I don’t think anywhere is there a symbiotic relationship between caddie and player like there is in golf.
Johnny Miller
professional golfer & commentator
Golf
Misspokements
Sports
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
Bruce Lansky
(1941 – ) poet, author, editor & anthologist
Communication
Golf
Sports
Talking
When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.
Vance Law
professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Slumps
There are two reasons for making a hole in one; the first is that it is immensely labor-saving.
H.I. Phillips
Golf
Sports
Hole-in-one
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Now it comes to a simple equation – who can stand the heat.
Harry Carpenter
British sports commentator
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
It took three guys to bring down Baltimore Colts tight end John Mackey and the lucky ones fell off.
Chuck Thompson
(1921 – 2005) American broadcaster
Football
Sports
Of John Mackey
Tackling
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