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Cricket is baseball on valium.
Robin Williams
(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Baseball
Sports
Cricket
He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
Lou Duva
(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
On heavyweight Andrew Golata’s training regimen
He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
Lou Duva
(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
On the training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Animals
Sports
Disgusting
Fishing
If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.
George Foreman
(1949 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing
Education
School
Sports
On liking to sleep late
Street hockey is great for kids. It’s energetic, competitive, and skillful… and best of all it keeps them off the street.
Gus Kyle
Canadian hockey player
Hockey
Misspokements
Sports
Street hockey
I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.
A senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh
Misspokements
Sports
Time
I had slumps that lasted into the winter.
Bob Uecker
(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor
Baseball
Failure
Self
Sports
I knew when my career was over; in 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture.
Bob Uecker
(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor
Baseball
Self
Sports
Career
They should send Borg away to another planet. We play tennis. He plays something else.
Ilie Năstase
Romanian professional tennis player
Sports
On Björn Borg
Tennis
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
Greg Norman
professional golfer
Misspokements
Sports
You either have to finesse 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty, or 11 who weren't smart enough to play offense.
Steve Fuller
Clemson quarterback
Football
Sports
On deciding between football or law school
I bet on a horse at ten-to-one; it didn't come in until half-past five.
Henny Youngman
(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian
Activities
Sports
Gambling
Horse racing
They will pass the father-son tandem of Buddy Bell and Yogi Berra.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
On Bobby & Barry Bonds becoming the all-time father-son home-run leaders
The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running.
Joe Garagiola
(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host
Baseball
Sports
On usually slow-footed catchers
I think that the team that wins game five will win the series… unless we lose game five.
Charles Barkley
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball
Sports
For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Entertainment
Misspokements
Sports
Television
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
Muhammad Ali
(1942 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing
Fights
Marriage
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Wives
Johnny Carson gently suggested to Cobb that Larry Holmes seemed to be always a step ahead of him
Cobb replied: Did it seem that way to you too?
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
Larry Holmes
Colin Meads is the kind of player you expect to see emerging from a ruck with the remains of a jockstrap between his teeth.
Tom O'Reilly
Papua New Guinean rugby player
Sports
Colin Meads
Rugby
If you watch a game, it’s fun; if you play it, it’s recreation; if you work at it, it’s golf.
Bob Hope
(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Golf
Sports
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