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I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.
Gerald Ford
(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
Golf
Sports
Let’s stop the startwatch.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Tell me where you want to go. If they have a team, I'll schedule them.
Abe Lemons
(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Basketball
Places
Sports
What he asks players he is recruiting
I used to play sports, then I realized you can buy trophies.
Demetri Martin
(1973 – ) American comedian
Sports
Trophies
Too much ambition is a bad thing to have in a bunker.
Bobby Jones
American professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Ambition
Bunkers
I'm concentrating so much I don't know what I'm doing half the time.
Mark Kaylor
British boxer
Misspokements
Sports
Concentrating
He was the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference.
Steve Owen
professional football player & coach
Football
Sports
About Bronko Nagurski
My game is so bad I gotta hire three caddies – one to walk the left rough, one for the right rough, and one down the middle. And the one down the middle doesn't have much to do.
Dave Hill
American professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Caddies
Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field.
John Madden
(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Football
Misspokements
Sports
Offensive linemen
If my quarterback runs, I'll shoot him.
Bill Parcells
American football coach
Football
Sports
On his ‘run and shoot’ offense
Play him, fine him, and play him again.
Gene Mauch
(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager
Baseball
Sports
On difficult Dick Allen
I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quit football.
Ricky Williams
American football player
Activities
Drugs
Football
Sports
Frank, you deserve a knighthood, or maybe even Lord of the Rings.
Desmond Lynam
Irish television & radio presenter
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
To Frank Bruno after he won the world title at the fourth attempt
The older you get the stronger the wind gets… and it's always in your face.
Jack Nicklaus
(1940 – ) professional golfer
Golf
Old
Science/Weather
Sports
Wind
Cricket shouldn't be used as a political football.
David Graveney
English cricketer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
It's like embalming. Nobody likes it, but somebody has to do it.
Greg Pruitt
American football player
Football
Sports
On returning punts
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Because there are no fours.
Antoine Walker
professional basketball player
Basketball
Misspokements
Sports
On why he attempts so many three point shots
To Dallas Cowboys President Tex Schramm: You're one of the two most efficient organizations in the 20th century.Schramm: What's the other?Cook: The Third Reich.
'Beano' Cook
(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
Football
Sports
Dallas Cowboys
We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
Gerald Ford
(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
Golf
Sports
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