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Subject:
Sports
(Page 120)
My wife made me a millionaire. Before she divorced me, I had three million.
Bobby Hull
professional hockey player
Divorce
Hockey
Marriage
Misspokements
Sports
When a fielder gets the pitcher in trouble, the pitcher has to pitch himself out of the slump he isn’t in.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
Slumps
This year we plan to run and shoot. Next season we hope to run and score.
Billy Tubbs
American basketball coach
Basketball
Sports
Big balls count.
Craig Mottram
Australian runner
Sports
Running
When asked how he can run so fast
They say you're not a coach in the league till you've been fired. I must be getting pretty good.
Terry Simpson
Canadian hockey player & coach
Hockey
Sports
Fired
I've always felt we weren't physical enough on the back line. Now there's a no-parking sign in front of our net.
Dean Lombardi
hockey general manager
Hockey
Sports
On the addition of Marty McSorley to the Shark lineup
Don King is one of the great humanitarians of our time. He has risen above that great term, prejudice. He has screwed everybody he has ever been around. Hog, dog, or frog, it don't matter to Don. If you got a quarter, he wants the first 26 cents.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Insults
Sports
Don King
I don't know, I've never hit myself.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
On being asked his best punch
The film looks suspiciously like the game itself.
‘Bum’ Phillips
(1923 – 2013) American professional football coach
Sports
After viewing a lopsided loss on film
The problem with being Comeback Player of the Year is it means you have to go somewhere before you can come back.
Bert Blyleven
Dutch-born American baseball pitcher
Baseball
Sports
Comeback Player of the Year
I’m glad you’re doing this story on us and not on the WNBA; we’re so much prettier than all the other women in sports.
Martina Hingis
professional tennis player
Misspokements
Sports
Tennis
Here's a six-foot-ten guy in sneakers and the lady's asking me, 'Profession?'
Jack McMahon
Basketball
Occupations
Sports
Work
To finish first, you must first finish.
Rick Mears
American auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
It would have been worse if we hadn't blocked the kick after Toronto's second touchdown.
Alex Delvecchio
Canadian hockey player
Hockey
Sports
After a 13-0 defeat
The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn’t even started.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Basketball players get the girls, hockey players take them home.
Unknown
Hockey
Sports
One time, I got pulled over at four a.m.; I was fined seventy-five dollars for being intoxicated and four-hundred for being with the Phillies.
Bob Uecker
(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor
Baseball
Driving
Sports
I guess it's why you never say never. The only thing you can never do is ski through a revolving door.
Lou Nanne
hockey coach
Hockey
Sports
That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Track
Knuckleball: A curveball that doesn't give a damn.
Jimmy Cannon
(1909 – 1973) American sports journalist
Baseball
Sports
First triple I ever had.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball
Communication
Language
Sports
After having triple-bypass surgery
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