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(Page 121)
Howard Cosell would rather shave a wild lion with a dull razor than fight me.
Muhammad Ali
(1942 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
Howard Cosel
The Republic-of-China – back in the Olympic Games for the first time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
That putt had more breaks than a government job.
Brian Weis
golf writer
Golf
Sports
Putting
There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball; unfortunately, neither of them work.
Charlie Lau
professional baseball coach
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Knuckleballs
It sure didn't make me the million dollars people said it would, but it sure made my ex-wife happy.
Bobby Unser
American auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
On winning the Indy 500
My head looks like ET gone wrong.
Frank Bruno
English boxer
Boxing
Sports
After his gruelling world title fight with Oliver McCall
After I took the Olympic job, my wife said to me, ‘You love hockey more than you love me.’ I told her, ‘Yes, dear, but I love you more than hunting and fishing.’
Herb Brooks
American hockey player & coach
Hockey
Sports
There are two types of forwards. Scorers and bangers. Scorers score and bangers bang.
Ken Dryden
Canadian hockey goaltender, politician, lawyer, businessman & author
Hockey
Sports
Forwards
But he was the worst dresser in organized baseball; he made Inspector Clouseau look like a candidate for Mr. Blackwell's list of best-dressed men.
Bill Lee
American baseball pitcher
Appearance
Basketball
Clothing
Sports
Of Carl Yastremski
Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago…
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
I know being a linesman is a thankless job, especially with guys like me around.
John McEnroe
American professional tennis player
Sports
Tennis
This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.
Ted Walsh
horse racing trainer & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Horse racing
Aww, don't worry Doc, if that happens, I can always come back as a forward!
Harold Snepsts
Canadian hockey player
Hockey
Sports
After being advised by a doctor to wear a helmet to avoid brain damage
Hole-In-One: An occurrence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole on a single shot by a golfer playing alone.
Anonymous
Definitions
Golf
Sports
Hole-in-one
Show me a good loser, and Ill show you a loser.
Vince Lombardi
(1913 – 1970) football coach
Football
Sports
Losers
Give each guy on the line an ax.
Alex Karras
(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor
Football
Sports
On the best way to stop fullback Jim Brown
I walk into the clubhouse and it's like walking into the Mayo Clinic; we have four doctors, three therapists and five trainers. Back when I broke in, we had one trainer who carried a bottle of rubbing alcohol and by the seventh inning he had drunk it all.
Tommy Lasorda
Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager
Baseball
Sports
Three things can happen when you put a [foot]ball in the air – and two of them are bad.
‘Duffy’ Daugherty
(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach
Football
Sports
Passing
I’m not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.
Jim Finks
professional football general manager
Football
Misspokements
Sports
When asked what he thought of the referees
I’m undisputed. There's no disputing that.
Lennox Lewis
British and Canadian boxing champion
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
While still undisputed world heavyweight champion
Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.
Henry Beard
(1945 – ) American humorist (co-founder of
National Lampoon
)
Activities
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Sports
Anglers
Fishing
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