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Subject:
Sports
(Page 125)
I was never nervous when I had the ball, but when I let go I was scared to death.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Fear
Nervous
Pitching
This boxer is doing what is expected of him, bleeding from his nose.
Harry Carpenter
British sports commentator
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
I never make predictions and I never will.
Paul Gascoigne
English football player
Misspokements
Sports
Also John Motson
Reporter: What do you think of Tiger Woods?
Lyle: I don’t know; I’ve never played there.
Sandy Lyle
professional golfer
Misspokements
Sports
Golf
Tiger Woods
There was three minutes to go about two minutes ago.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Misspokements
Sports
Time
You draw Xs and Os on a blackboard and that's not so difficult… I can even do it with my left hand.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
He's skating like he's 36 again.
Mike Keane
Canadian hockey player
Age
Hockey
Sports
After 38-year-old teammate Guy Carbonneau had a great game
The Mexicans… these tiny little men from South America.
Harry Carpenter
British sports commentator
Boxing
Misspokements
People
Sports
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