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There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem – slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Golf Sports Caddies

Trying to hit him is like trying to eat Jell-O^® with chopsticks.

baseball player

Baseball Sports On Phil Niekro's knuckleball Pitching

What’s one more torpedo in a sinking ship?

American football player

Football Health Sports On why he was playing despite numerous major injuries

He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

Baseball Health Sports After passing his annual physical Referring to Perry’s reputation for ‘doctoring’ the ball

There aren't many secrets in coaching…. well, there's one secret: Get a guy like Warrick Dunn, throw him a screen pass and watch him run 52 yards with it.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports Coaching

A lot is said about defense, but at the end of the game, the team with the most points wins, the other team loses.

(Bob Costas replied with just, Uh…well…ok.)

professional basketball player

Basketball Misspokements Sports

I wouldn't say God couldn't have got out of it, but he'd have had to throw it.

(1929 – 2016) American golfer

Golf Sports After much trouble in a Muirfield bunker

Dr. Beeper: I thought you’d be the man to beat this year.
Ty Webb: I guess you’ll just have to keep beating yourself.

(1943 – ) American comedian, writer & actor

Golf TV/Movie Quotes As Ty Webb in “Caddyshack”