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Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly
Headline
Basketball
Headlines
Sports
He can be as good as he wants to be, that's how good he can be.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Misspokements
Sports
The more I practice, the luckier I get.
Gary Player
(1935 – ) South African professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Luck
The 49ers were so badly flattened that they didn't
fly
back to San Francisco, they were faxed.
Scott Ostler
American sports columnist
Football
Sports
Defeat
On a 1993 football playoff loss
We'll have an offensive team and a defensive team, and the other team will be in charge of carrying me off the field.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
On playing a game with only a small number of players
I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
At all those banquets, stars get up and give credit to their coaches and parents; I give credit to no one; I made myself what I am today.
Bob Uecker
(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor
Baseball
Self
Sports
Success
Career
Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.
Lee Trevino
(1942 – ) American professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Caddies
Don King doesn't care about black or white. He just cares about green.
Larry Holmes
American boxing champion
Boxing
Money
Sports
Don King
There are three things that go on a fighter, first your reflexes go, then your chin goes, and then your friends go.
Willie Pep
1922 – 2006) American boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
Howard Cosell is nobody’s fool. He’s everybody’s fool.
Muhammad Ali
(1942 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing
Insults
Sports
Howard Cosell
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint… after 18 holes you’re tired and most of your balls are missing.
Tim Allen
(1953 – ) comedian & actor
Golf
Sports
On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
Lou Holtz
(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker
Football
Sports
Coaching
Common goals
A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.
Dan Jenkins
(1929 – ) American author & sportswriter
Golf
Sports
The day Mickey Mantle bunted when the wind was blowing in on Crosley Field.
Robin Roberts
American baseball pitcher
Baseball
Sports
Mickey Mantle
On his greatest all-star game memory
We're so bad right now that for us back-to-back home runs means one today and another one tomorrow.
Earl Weaver
(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
I figured I'd find him sooner or later but I never did. I asked myself, "Where did he go?" I knew he was there because he kept hitting me.
Tony Sibson
British boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
On being beaten in a match
The only good thing about playing for Cleveland is you don't have to make road trips there.
Richie Scheinblum
American baseball player
Baseball
Places
Sports
Cleveland
There is a thin line between genius and insanity, and in Larry's case it was sometimes so thin you could see him drifting back and forth.
Leo Durocher
(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
Genius
Insanity
On baseball executive Larry MacPhail
It was the toughest seven-man zone we faced all year.
Abe Lemons
(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Basketball
Sports
If you're a coach, NFL stands for "Not For Long."
Jerry Glanville
professional football & TV commentator
Football
Occupations
Sports
Coaching
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