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Sports
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All the records were gone. So I figured here's one record I can get.
Robert Dirk
Canadian hockey player
Hockey
Sports
After getting the first instigator penalty in Anaheim Mighty Ducks history
I know it's said that I can't punch, but you should see me putting the cat out at night.
Chris Flnnegan
boxer
Boxing
Sports
If you’ve only got one day to live, come see the Toronto Maple Leafs… it’ll seem like forever.
Pat Foley
hockey announcer
Hockey
Sports
Time
Big balls count.
Craig Mottram
Australian runner
Sports
Running
When asked how he can run so fast
The game is too long, the season is too long and the players are too long.
Jack Dolph
American basketball executive
Basketball
Sports
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating… the other 20 percent lied.
Bruce Lansky
(1941 – ) poet, author, editor & anthologist
Activities
Golf
Sports
Cheating
Golf is just a game – and an idiotic game most of the time.
Mark Calcavecchia
American professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Wally Dallenbach's like a kite without a tail out there.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
Wally Dallenbach
The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
You can always get someone to do your thinking for you.
Gordie Howe
(1928 – ) Canadian professional ice hockey player
Hockey
Sports
After being asked why players always wear a cup but not always a helmet
I’ll probably take a little time off and go hide somewhere. We will be back. Maybe not this century, but we will be back.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
After a bad season
Why is a puck called a puck? Because ‘dirty little bastard’ was taken.
Martin Brodeur
Canadian hockey player
Hockey
Sports
Pucks
If you’re up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. It’s the hardest shot for the well-endowed; like when I used to beat Ann Jones, she could hit under them or over them but never through them.
Billie Jean King
American professional tennis player
Body
Sports
Breasts
Tennis
Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I'd never buy my girl a watch… she's already got a clock over the stove.
Charles Barkley
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball
People
Relationships
Sports
Women
Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it.
‘Whitey’ Herzog
(1931 – ) American baseball player & manager
Baseball
Sports
Concentration-wise, we’re having trouble crossing the line mentally from a toughness standpoint.
Bill Parcells
American football coach
Misspokements
Sports
He's the only guy I know who can go 4 for 3.
Alan Bannister
American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Rod Carew
The only way to avoid hitting a tree is to aim at it.
Pridham's Law of Golf
Golf
Murphy’s Laws
Sports
You can put that in one word… world class darts!
Sid Wadell
British sports commentator
Sports
On a World Championship dart match
With ten [laps]to go, I didn't have a code of ethics.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
Ethics
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