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Subject:
Sports
(Page 35)
Baseball players are smarter than [American] football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the pitch?
Jim Bouton
American baseball pitcher
Baseball
Football
Sports
If the
Bible
has taught us anything – which it hasn't – it's that girls should stick to girl's sports like hot oil wrestling…
Homer Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Dan Castellaneta)
Girls
Sports
TV/Movie Quotes
We've got to learn to stay out of triple plays.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
1962 New York Mets
When you the man who beat the man who was the man… well, then you ‘The Man.’
Michael Moorer
American boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
When asked how he felt about beating Evander Holyfield for the title
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.
Lou Holtz
(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker
Football
Sports
Fairway: A narrow strip of closely mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.
Henry Beard
(1945 – ) American humorist (co-founder of
National Lampoon
)
Golf
Sports
Fairways
Ever since he’s been a little boo-aw.
Mark Crawford
Canadian hockey coach
Hockey
Sports
On how long Patrick Roy had been pronouncing his name “Roo-aw”
Golf, especially championship golf, isn't supposed to be fun, was never meant to be fair, and never will make any sense.
Charles Price
author
Golf
Sports
We’re not attempting to
circumcise
the rules.
Bill Cowher
football coach
Football
Malaprops
Sports
Circumvent
Pedroza – the crown on his head hanging by a thread.
Harry Carpenter
British sports commentator
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
These are my new shoes. They’re good shoes. They won’t make you rich like me, they won’t make you rebound like me, they definitely won’t make you handsome like me. They’ll only make you have shoes like me. That’s it.
Charles Barkley
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball
Sports
On his shoes
My God, kids today think that the laces are for tying up the gloves.
Fritzie Zivic
American boxer
Boxing
Sports
Boxing gloves
Baseball owners have moral scruples against taking any man’s dollar when there is a chance to take a dollar and a quarter.
Red Smith
(1905–1982) American sportswriter
Baseball
Money
Sports
Greed
One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
Don Carter
(1926 – ) professional bowler
Golf
Sports
Bowling
I spent $3 million on drink and $3 million on gambling, but I wasted the rest.
John Daly
professional golfer
Golf
Sports
He had the ability of taking a bad situation and making it immediately worse.
Branch Rickey
(1881 – 1965) American Major League Baseball executive
Baseball
Sports
Of Leo Durocher
90% of the putts that are short don’t go in.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Golf
Sports
Yogi-isms
Putting
Most of my clichés aren’t original.
Chuck Knox
football coach
Misspokements
Sports
When Charlie Finley had his heart operation it took eight hours…. seven just to find his heart.
Steve McCatty
professional baseball pitcher
Baseball
Insults
Sports
Of the owner of the Athletics
There are three things the average man thinks he can do better than everybody else: build a fire, run a motel and manage a baseball team.
Rocky Bridges
(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach
Baseball
Sports
Managing
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