Subject: Sports (Page 37)

Gehringer goes two for five on Opening Day and stays that way all season.

American baseball pitcher
Baseball Sports

Wally Dallenbach's like a kite without a tail out there.

American auto racer
Auto racing Sports

Play some Picasso.

professional basketball player
Misspokements Sports

I'll always remember this as the night Michael and I combined to score 70 points.

American basketball player
Basketball Sports

It is better to give a lick than receive one.

American football player
Football Sports

He opened his legs and showed us what he’s got.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

Optimistically, you hope someday you’ll be in a magazine. Of course, your mom hopes it’s Sports Illustrated or something like that.

American hockey player & coach
Hockey Sports

I’m not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

professional football general manager
Football Misspokements Sports

Princess Anne’s horse is literally eating up the ground.

horse racing commentator
Misspokements Sports

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist
Activities Golf Sports

Look at him (Bobby Richardson) – he doesn’t drink, he doesn’t smoke, he doesn’t chew, he doesn’t stay out late, and he still can’t hit .250.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Characteristics Sports

They say anything can happen in a short series. I just didn't expect it to be that short.

American baseball player & manager
Baseball Sports

It's like embalming. Nobody likes it, but somebody has to do it.

American football player
Football Sports

Three things are bad for you: I can't remember the first two, but doughnuts are the third.

football coach
Food/Drink Football Health Sports

Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly

Basketball Headlines Sports

I understand, Moe, that you are in counter-intelligence, which, I assume, means you are against intelligence.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter
Baseball Intelligence Sports

I backed a horse today at 20:1; it came in at twenty past four.

(1921 – 1984) British comedian & magician
Activities Sports

Well, that kind of puts the damper on even a Yankees win.

professional baseball player & announcer
Baseball Sports

There are only two plays that I know, Romeo and Juliet and put the damn ball in the basket.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Basketball Sports

The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Sports

She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports