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Sports
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The trial began in Lake Charles, Louisiana of a jockey accused of hiding his horse in dense fog to win a race at Evangeline Downs.
Unknown newspaper
Sports
Horse racing
When Sandy Koufax retired.
Willie Stargell
American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Sandy Koufax
When asked his greatest thrill in baseball
The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Carl Everett
American baseball player
Baseball
History
Science/Weather
Sports
Dinosaurs
I usually call the new guy and let him know where I like to sit on the bus, tell him ways he can stay out of my way, make sure he knows not to touch any of my stuff.
Brendan Shanahan
(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive
Hockey
Situations
Sports
Teammates
We get no respect. Everybody we play on the road has made us their homecoming game.
Lee Corso
Indiana University football coach & sports commentator
Football
Sports
Impossible Lie: In golf, a ball that is in a position that is both completely obstructed by an immovable object and continuously observed by an incorruptible player.
Anonymous
Definitions
Golf
Sports
Impossible Lie
When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Characteristics
Sports
Guilt
Softball
Steal
If you’re caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron; not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Lee Trevino
(1942 – ) American professional golfer
God
Golf
Sports
Virginia has already spent more on plugging Shawn Moore for the Heisman Trophy than Thomas Jefferson spent getting elected president.
'Beano' Cook
(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
Activities
Football
Government
Money
Sports
Heisman Trophy
The batsman’s is Holding, the bowler’s Willey.
Brian Johnston
cricket announcer
Misspokements
Sports
As Michael Holding faced Peter Willey
Cricket
We were so poor a robber once broke into our house and we ended up robbing the robber.
Shannon Sharpe
American football player
Football
Money
Poverty
Sports
I told Zollie Volchok [Sonics general manager] we needed an ultrasound machine and he asked me why we needed music in the locker room.
Lennie Wllkens
American basketball player & coach
Basketball
Entertainment
Music
Sports
Every time a puck gets past me and I look back into the net, I say, ‘uh-oh.'
Bernie Parent
Canadian ice hockey goaltender
Hockey
Sports
Goals
Rookie Wilson was candidate for Mookie of the Year.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Sports
On Mookie Wilson
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
Bob Hope
(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Age
Fat
Golf
Sports
Villeneuve is now twelve seconds ahead of Villeneuve.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
The older you get the stronger the wind gets… and it's always in your face.
Jack Nicklaus
(1940 – ) professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Wind
Reporter: What did you think about the collective bargaining proposal?
Payton: (making $2,700,000 per year): People would have to cut their lifestyle, and they’d live like penny-pinchers.
Gary Payton
professional football coach
Misspokements
Money
Sports
Collective bargaining
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Jack Lemmon
(1925 – 2001) actor & musician
Activities
Golf
People
Sports
His face is sagging with tension.
Sid Waddell
English sports commentator
Appearance
Misspokements
Sports
Darts
To get my paycheck for two weeks, my family must work 200 years in Slovakia.
Pavol Demitra
Slovak hockey player
Hockey
Sports
On his 1.1 million dollar salary
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