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Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental.

Jim McKenny

Canadian hockey player & sports reporter

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I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don't put the right address on it.

Jim Dent

American professional golfer

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The Houston Astros play in a vast indoor stadium known as the Astrodome, but the problem is they field a half-vast team.

Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

I'll do anything to keep from working for a living; if I've gotta fight a circus bear, then let's get the drawers on him and get it on!

A string of good alibis.

Naseem Hamed is naturally fit. I've seen more fat on a butcher's apron.

There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.

There are three things that go on a fighter, first your reflexes go, then your chin goes, and then your friends go.

Tall men come down to my height when I hit ‘em in the body.

They said it would last two rounds; they were half right, it lasted four.

I don’t room with him [Babe Ruth]; I room with his suitcase.

When he gets mad, it's like he's in another world. He'll look at you with those big eyes and they'll be going around in circles.

Glenn McGrath joins Craig McDermott and Paul Reiffel in a three-ponged prace attack.

They wanted me to play third like Brooks (Robinson) so I did play like Brooks — Mel Brooks.

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

I usually call the new guy and let him know where I like to sit on the bus, tell him ways he can stay out of my way, make sure he knows not to touch any of my stuff.

We’re trying to accomplish in five games what in previous years it took 162 games to do.

Schumacher has made his final stop three times.

The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.

It was better than a couple of years I had.

Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental.

I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don't put the right address on it.