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But he was the worst dresser in organized baseball; he made Inspector Clouseau look like a candidate for Mr. Blackwell's list of best-dressed men.

Bill Lee

American baseball pitcher

Appearance Basketball Clothing Sports Of Carl Yastremski

When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team.

George Raveling

American basketball coach

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I told my team it doesn't matter… there are 750 million people in China who don't even know this game was played. The next day, a guy called me from China and asked, 'What happened, Coach?

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports Following a 51-0 loss

Never worry about missing a field goal. Just blame the holder and think about making the next one.

Lou Groza

professional football kicker (once seen wearing a watch during a game)

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Personally, I have always looked upon cricket as organized loafing.

William Temple

(1881–1944) Archbishop of Canterbury

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Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom.

Michael Green

(1927 – ) British journalist & author

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I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.

Jenson Button is in the top ten… in eleventh position.

You win some, you lose some, you wreck some.

His throw went absolutely nowhere near where it was going.

His face is sagging with tension.

Playing goal is like being shot at.

His gloves, dear. I've never been hit by an eye in my life.

With so many Super Bowl rings, maybe they'll all retire and go into the jewelry business.

Winning isn’t everything, but it beats anything that comes in second.

All there is to bull riding is to put one leg on each side of the bull and make an ugly face for eight seconds.

I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week… he is attending the birth of his next wife.

The Mets achieved total incompetence in a single year, while the Browns worked industriously for almost a decade to gain equal proficiency.

Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen year old. If you've got both, you can play baseball.

He just got me in the right spot. In the small of the back. A good, clean, dirty hit… not that I didn't deserve it.

The 49ers were so badly flattened that they didn't fly back to San Francisco, they were faxed.

But he was the worst dresser in organized baseball; he made Inspector Clouseau look like a candidate for Mr. Blackwell's list of best-dressed men.

When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team.

I told my team it doesn't matter… there are 750 million people in China who don't even know this game was played. The next day, a guy called me from China and asked, 'What happened, Coach?

Never worry about missing a field goal. Just blame the holder and think about making the next one.

Personally, I have always looked upon cricket as organized loafing.

Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom.