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Sports
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What a town. They boo Willie Mays and cheer Khrushchev.
Frank Coniff
New York writer
Places
Sports
On San Francisco
It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing there with their hands in the air.
Norm Sloan
Basketball
Sports
On zone defense
Interviewer: Did you graduate from Auburn?
Charles: No, but I have a couple people working for me who did.
Charles Barkley
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball
Education
School
Sports
Graduation
When you lose your hands, you can’t play baseball.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
Jimmy Demaret
(1910 – 1983) professional golfer
Golf
Sex
Sports
Show me a good loser, and Ill show you a loser.
Vince Lombardi
(1913 – 1970) football coach
Football
Sports
Losers
Boxing: A mutual affliction of brain damage for the amusement of the public.
Anonymous
Boxing
Definitions
Sports
A lot of good ballgames on tomorrow, but we’re going to be right here with the Cubs and the Mets.
Thom Brennaman
baseball broadcaster
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Not everyone likes sports… Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.
Jay Mohr
(1970 – ) American actor, producer & stand up comedian
Sports
For those of us who are baseball fans and agnostics, the [Baseball] Hall of Fame is as close to a religious experience as we may ever get.
Bill Bryson
American author
Baseball
Sports
Hall of Fame
Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.
Jimmy Demaret
(1910 – 1983) professional golfer
Alcohol
Golf
Sports
Sam Snead
There are younger Aztec ruins.
Bill Conlin
sportswriter & newspaper columnist
Age
Baseball
Old
Sports
On pitcher Vicente Romo
I believe in higher education… you know, 6'8", 6'9", 6'10."
David Games
Basketball
Sports
Height
Short girls who take all the tall guys.
Lindsay Davenport
American professional tennis player
Appearance
Body
Sports
Height
On what annoys her about being 6’1”
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded – accordion-style – back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
Steve Rushin
(1966 – ) American journalist & novelist
Hockey
Sports
We're looking forward to building the type of team the Rangers are able to buy.
Bobby Smith
Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
Hockey
Sports
The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
Lee Trevino
(1942 – ) American professional golfer
Golf
Sports
I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.
Shaquille O'Neal
American basketball player
Misspokements
Sports
On if he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece
War is hell, but expansion is worse.
Tommy McVie
hockey coach
Hockey
Sports
On league expansion
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