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That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres – two doubles and a triple.

Jerry Coleman

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf.

H.G. Wells

(1866 – 1946) English author

Appearance Body Golf Sports Legs

You might be a redneck if… your high school basketball game got rained out.

Jeff Foxworthy

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

Basketball People Rednecks Sports Rain

You're wrong! I touched second base. I missed third… but I touched second.

Billy Consolo

American baseball player

Baseball Sports To an umpire after being called out for failing to touch second base

There aren't many secrets in coaching…. well, there's one secret: Get a guy like Warrick Dunn, throw him a screen pass and watch him run 52 yards with it.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports Coaching

It has made the richest prize in sport the richest prize in sport.

Joe Bugner

American boxer

Boxing Misspokements Sports

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place… but not much.

Buddy Hackett

(1924 – 2003) American comedian & actor

Golf Sports

I believe in higher education… you know, 6'8", 6'9", 6'10."

David Games

Basketball Sports Height

I'm sorry, sir, I'm not permitted to gamble.

Alex Karras

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor

Football Sports After reports of his gambling on football When an official asked him to call the pre-game coin toss

If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using “an outside agency” and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf.

Henry Longhurst

British golf writer & commentator

God Golf Sports Rules

Eric Show will be oh-for-ten if that pop fly comes down.

Jerry Coleman

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Baseball Misspokements Sports

A big factor in the game was the number of points scored.

Mike Ditka

(1939 – ) American football player & coach

Football Misspokements Sports

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

Sam Snead

(1912 – 2002) professional golfer

Golf Sports

The Mets achieved total incompetence in a single year, while the Browns worked industriously for almost a decade to gain equal proficiency.

Bill Veeck

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

Baseball Characteristics Sports Incompetence St. Louis Browns

I've got it made. I've got a wife and a TV set… and they're both working.

Willie Pep

1922 – 2006) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports

I was hoping I could still be an underwear model after my career is over.

Shane O'Brien

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On what he thought when he saw all the blood from a cut between his eyes

The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.

Jerry Coleman

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Baseball Misspokements Sports

When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.

Vance Law

professional baseball player

Baseball Sports Hitting Slumps

If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable – but not as miserable.

Larry David

(1947 – ) American comedian, writer, actor & television producer

Golf Sports

Some coaches pray for wisdom; I pray for 260-pound tackles… they’ll give me plenty of wisdom.

Chuck Noll

(1932 – ) American football coach

Football Intelligence Sports Wisdom Coaches Praying

We used to pray the White Sox and the Cubs would merge so Chicago would have only one bad team.

Tom Dreesen

American comedian

Baseball Sports

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Subject: Sports (Page 45)

That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres – two doubles and a triple.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf.

You might be a redneck if… your high school basketball game got rained out.

You're wrong! I touched second base. I missed third… but I touched second.

There aren't many secrets in coaching…. well, there's one secret: Get a guy like Warrick Dunn, throw him a screen pass and watch him run 52 yards with it.

It has made the richest prize in sport the richest prize in sport.

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place… but not much.

I believe in higher education… you know, 6'8", 6'9", 6'10."

I'm sorry, sir, I'm not permitted to gamble.

If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using “an outside agency” and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf.

Eric Show will be oh-for-ten if that pop fly comes down.

A big factor in the game was the number of points scored.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

The Mets achieved total incompetence in a single year, while the Browns worked industriously for almost a decade to gain equal proficiency.

I've got it made. I've got a wife and a TV set… and they're both working.

I was hoping I could still be an underwear model after my career is over.

The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.

When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.

If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable – but not as miserable.

Some coaches pray for wisdom; I pray for 260-pound tackles… they’ll give me plenty of wisdom.

We used to pray the White Sox and the Cubs would merge so Chicago would have only one bad team.