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The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Al Boliska
disc jockey, screenwriter & humorist
Golf
Sports
Fans never fall asleep at our games because they're afraid they might get hit with a pass.
George Raveling
American basketball coach
Basketball
Sports
On his Washington State college team
I’m not dropping a bar of soap in the shower near [kicker] Garo Yepremian.
Alex Karras
(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor
Football
Sports
Garo Yepremian
Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July.
Earl Weaver
(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
They had us with the walls to our back.
Harvey Kuenn
professional baseball player & manage
Misspokements
Sports
That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my @#%#%@ clothes.
Stu Grimson
professional hockey player
Hockey
Misspokements
Sports
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
P.G. Wodehouse
(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
Arms
Sports
Shooting
After I took the Olympic job, my wife said to me, ‘You love hockey more than you love me.’ I told her, ‘Yes, dear, but I love you more than hunting and fishing.’
Herb Brooks
American hockey player & coach
Hockey
Sports
Winning isn’t everything, but it beats anything that comes in second.
Paul 'Bear' Bryant
1913 – 1983) American college football coach
Sports
Winning
There are too many weird Olympic events now, like that one where the gymnasts prance around the mat swirling a piece of ribbon… it’s called ‘rhythmic gymnastics’ – unless you’re five, then it’s called ‘playing.’
Jeff Stilson
(1959 – ) American stand-up comedian
Sports
Olympics
We got to practice a little bit. I want these guys to be bouncing around like a pogo stick on Viagra.
Bob Green
football coach
Football
Misspokements
Sports
Hockey is a game played by six good players and a home team.
Murray’s Rule of Hockey
Hockey
Murphy’s Laws
Sports
If you pick up a golfer and hold it close to your ear, like a conch shell, and listen, you will hear an alibi.
Fred Beck
Golf
Sports
Excuses
If you have everyone back from a team that lost 10 games, experience isn't too important.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
I’m a golfer – not an athlete.
Lee Westwood
professional golfer
Golf
Misspokements
Sports
I used to be addicted to swimming but I’m very proud to say I’ve been dry for six years.
Alfie Moore
English police officer, writer, stand-up comedian & radio performer
Activities
Sports
Addiction
Swimming
He opened his legs and showed us what he’s got.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
And Michael Schumacher is actually in a very good position… he’s in last place.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Jack Lemmon
(1925 – 2001) actor & musician
Activities
Golf
People
Sports
I quit coaching because of illness and fatigue; the fans were sick and tired of me.
Bob Plager
Canadian hockey player
Hockey
Sports
Coaching
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