Subject: Sports (Page 6)

The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.

American professional golfer
Golf Sports

He could hit better with a broken arm than we could with two good arms.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Sports

A football team is like a piano; you need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.


Sports

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Auto racing Sports

He's gonna need an industrial-strength toothpick to pick the leather out of his teeth. I'm gonna hit this man so hard he's gonna grow an Afro.

Canadian boxer
Boxing Sports

Can I bite him?

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing Sports

Before the first Tyson fight, Frank Bruno figures to be the biggest British disaster since the Titanic. Las Vegas will bet you even money Bruno doesn't last the first round. He's 7-1 to lose, 6-1 to get knocked out, he's probably 7-5 to get killed.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter
Boxing Sports

Baseball's a very simple game. All you have to do is sit on your butt, spit tobacco, and nod at the stupid things your manager says.

American baseball pitcher
Baseball Sports

What happens to me next year will happen to me no matter what happens.

professional basketball player
Future Misspokements Sports

People say I'll be drafted in the first round, maybe even higher.

American football player
Football Sports

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

(1912 – 2002) professional golfer
Golf Sports

The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely.


(1918 – 2002) American baseball player
Baseball Sports

Three things can happen when you put a [foot]ball in the air – and two of them are bad.

(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach
Football Sports

If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am.

American boxing champion
Boxing Self Sports

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.

novelist, screenwriter & businessman
Football God Men Sports Women

Some people say I play erratic golf. What they mean is I frequently play lousy.

American professional golfer
Golf Sports

If it comes down to taking care of my mother in her old age and taking care of my center fielder in his young age, I hope she understands.

Owner of the Seattle Mariners
Baseball Sports

I don't want to fight no Mexican roadsweepers no more.

British boxer
Boxing Sports

At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat; that costs money and we don't have any.

Georgia Southern football coach
Football Sports

Never in the ring of human conflict have so few taken so much from so many.

American boxer
Boxing Sports Wordplay

Sean Avery’s got more tongue than a lumberjack’s boot.

Hockey Sports