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You can't even jump high enough to touch the rim, unless they put a Big Mac on it.
Charles Barkley
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball
Body
Sports
On 300+ pound Oliver Miller
He has the touch of a gay hairdresser.
David Feherty
(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator
Golf
Sports
After a good witnessing a deft shot
He could hit better with a broken arm than we could with two good arms.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Of Ted Williams
I don't fight for legacy. I don't fight for none of that, I fight for that check; I'm in the check cashing business.
Floyd Mayweather Jr.
American professional boxer
Boxing
Sports
My father looked at the check and then told the scout, 'Throw in another hundred and you can take the rest of the family.'
Joe Dugan
baseball player
Baseball
Money
Sports
On signing with the Yankees for $500 in the early 1920's
You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen.
Lee Trevino
(1942 – ) American professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Giving Magic the basketball is like giving Hitler an army, Jesse James a gang, or Genghis Khan a horse.
Jim Murray
(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter
Basketball
Sports
Magic Johnson
Nigel Mansell is someone with about as much charisma as a damp spark-plug.
Alan Hubbard
British sportswriter
Auto racing
Insults
Sports
Charisma
Of British auto racer Nigel Mansell
As I remember it, the bases were loaded.
Garry Maddox
professional baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
When asked about his hitting a grand slam
If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
Roger Simon
novelist, screenwriter & businessman
Football
God
Men
Sports
Women
Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter, I’m
amphibious.
Charles Shackleford
professional basketball player
Malaprops
Sports
Ambidextrous
In Montana, they renamed a town after an all-time great, Joe Montana. Well, a town in Massachusetts changed their name to honor my guy Terry Bradshaw – Marblehead.
Howie Long
American football player & commentator
Football
Sports
Terry Bradshaw
I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Pitching
Spitballs
I'm just glad it wasn't machete night.
Bob Froese
Canadian hockey player
Hockey
Sports
After Rangers’ fans threw mugs on the ice during ‘mug night’
No one hit home runs the way Babe (Ruth) did… they were something special… they were like homing pigeons; the ball would leave the bat, pause briefly, suddenly gain its bearings, then take off for the stands.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Babe Ruth
Home runs
I got a big charge out of seeing Ted Williams hit. Once in a while they let me try to field some of them, which sort of dimmed my enthusiasm.
Rocky Bridges
(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach
Baseball
Sports
Of Ted Williams
Good pitching always stops good hitting and vice versa.
Bob Veale
American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Pitching
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Activities
Baseball
Characteristics
Sports
Ability
Home runs
Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.
Bowden Wyatt
American football player & coach
Football
Also Bobby Clarke
On playing defense
Nice guys finish last.
Leo Durocher
(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
I can close any cut in the world in 50 seconds, so long as it ain't a total beheading.
Adolph Ritacco
boxing cut-man
Boxing
Sports
On his prowess as a cut-man
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