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He is not in a union; he can carry the ball as many times as we want him to… anyway, the ball doesn't weigh that much.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
On O.J. Simpson carrying the ball 47 times in a USC
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Activities
Golf
Sports
Good walk
Spoiled
You can throw anything in our house, but we’ll just let it roll off our backs
Sam Quevares
Activities
Hockey
Misspokements
Sports
Orel Hershiser is the only Major League pitcher to have two consecutive pronouns in his surname.
Roger Angell
American essayist
Baseball
Sports
Orel Hershiser
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
After being asked by a player if he had ever played baseball
Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!
Dizzy Dean
professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
On umpire William McKinley
The Baltimore Colts are a bright young team; it seems as if they have their future ahead of them.
Curt Gowdy
(1919 – 2006) American sports announcer
Future
Misspokements
Sports
Things
I'd rather fight than score.
Dave Schultz
Canadian hockey player
Conflict
Fights
Hockey
Sports
For Michigan fans, football is a religion. And the Ohio State game is Easter.
John Ritter
(1948 – 2003) American actor
Football
Sports
TV/Movie Quotes
As Paul Hennessy in 8 Simple Rules
What’s one more torpedo in a sinking ship?
Lynn Dickey
American football player
Football
Health
Sports
On why he was playing despite numerous major injuries
Rugby League is war without the frills.
Unknown
Conflict
Sports
Rugby
The only way to avoid hitting a tree is to aim at it.
Pridham's Law of Golf
Golf
Murphy’s Laws
Sports
There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball; unfortunately, neither of them work.
Charlie Lau
professional baseball coach
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Knuckleballs
I’m not a cancer, I’m a Gemini.
Mathieu Schneider
American ice hockey player
Hockey
Sports
After being labeled a “cancer” in a Montreal newspaper report
Boxing is just show business with blood.
Frank Bruno
English boxer
Boxing
Sports
Very few blacks will take up golf until the requirement for plaid pants is dropped.
Franklyn Ajaye
(1949 – ) American stand-up comedian
Appearance
Clothing
Golf
Sports
Whenever they gave him the game ball, he ate it.
Alex Hawkins
American football player
Football
Sports
On Dick Butkus
Lady Jacks Off to Hot Start in Conference
Northern Arizona University newspaper
Headlines
Sports
I'm glad it's him and not some other puke.
Tiger Williams
Canadian hockey player
Hockey
Sports
On Tie Domi breaking Williams' record for career penalty minutes
If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arrangement.
Alan Bennett
English author, actor, humorist & playwright
Sports
Flower arrangement
The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
Phyllis Diller
(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Appearance
Clothing
Football
Sports
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