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Me and Jake LaMotta grew up in the same neighborhood. You wanna know how popular Jake was? When we played hide and seek, nobody ever looked for LaMotta.

Rocky Graziano

(1919 – 1990) American boxing champion

Look at him and you'd think he's 16… talk to him and you think he's 26; talk baseball with him, and you'd think he's 36.

Branch Rickey

(1881 – 1965) American Major League Baseball executive

Baseball Intelligence Sports Of a young Gene Mauch

I'm gonna ask the Falcons for so much money they'll have to put me on layaway.

Randy Moss

American football player

Football Money Sports Contracts

Part of the learning curve in Edmonton is learning to hate Calgary.

Steven Smith

professional hockey player

Hockey Sports

When I am right, no one remembers. When I am wrong, no one forgets.

Doug Harvey

American baseball umpire

Baseball Sports Umpires

Trade him for a six pack — it doesn't even have to be cold.

Buddy Ryan

Philadelphia Eagles coach

Football Sports On running back Earnest Jackson

They probably would; I haven't played in twenty years and we're all old now.

Larry Bird

professional basketball player, coach & executive

Basketball Sports When askied who would win between the 1992 ‘Dream Team’ and the 2012 Olympic basketball team

One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.

Glenn Healy

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports Travel On his time in the International Hockey League

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.

Lou Holtz

(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker

Football Sports

All we need is a little bit of luck and we could explode.

Roy Lester

British rugby coach

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Anything happens in Grand Prix racing, and it usually does.

Murray Walker

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Misspokements Sports

You might not think that’s cricket, and it’s not; it’s motor racing.

Murray Walker

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

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They do a lot of talking, but I'm not sure they actually understand each other.

Darren McCarty

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On Vladimir Konstantinov and rival Claude Lemieux

The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.

Byron Nelson

American professional golfer

Golf Sports

We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

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In the back of Hughes' mind must be the thought that he will dance down the piss and mitch one.

Tony Greig

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I wonder if Watson is in the relaxed state of mind he's in.

Murray Walker

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

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Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.

‘Yogi' Berra

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

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The black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing. Now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is!

Raymond Illingworth

English cricketer & commentator

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Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom’s apple pie.

Harry Reasoner

(1926 – 1991) American television journalist

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God said to Faldo, as He once said to Nicklaus, "You will have the skills like no other." Then he whispered to Ballesteros, as he whispered to Palmer, "But they will love you more."

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American sportswriter

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Subject: Sports (Page 62)

Me and Jake LaMotta grew up in the same neighborhood. You wanna know how popular Jake was? When we played hide and seek, nobody ever looked for LaMotta.

Look at him and you'd think he's 16… talk to him and you think he's 26; talk baseball with him, and you'd think he's 36.

I'm gonna ask the Falcons for so much money they'll have to put me on layaway.

Part of the learning curve in Edmonton is learning to hate Calgary.

When I am right, no one remembers. When I am wrong, no one forgets.

Trade him for a six pack — it doesn't even have to be cold.

They probably would; I haven't played in twenty years and we're all old now.

One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.

All we need is a little bit of luck and we could explode.

Anything happens in Grand Prix racing, and it usually does.

You might not think that’s cricket, and it’s not; it’s motor racing.

They do a lot of talking, but I'm not sure they actually understand each other.

The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.

We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.

In the back of Hughes' mind must be the thought that he will dance down the piss and mitch one.

I wonder if Watson is in the relaxed state of mind he's in.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.

The black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing. Now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is!

Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom’s apple pie.

God said to Faldo, as He once said to Nicklaus, "You will have the skills like no other." Then he whispered to Ballesteros, as he whispered to Palmer, "But they will love you more."