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Subject:
Sports
(Page 67)
It is better to give a lick than receive one.
Bo Jackson
American football player
Football
Sports
Frank Bruno says I'm chicken. Well you can tell him I've come home to roost.
Joe Bugner
American boxer
Boxing
Sports
I don’t enjoy playing video golf because there’s nothing to throw.
Paul Azinger
American professional golfer
Entertainment
Golf
Sports
Video games
Frank, you deserve a knighthood, or maybe even Lord of the Rings.
Desmond Lynam
Irish television & radio presenter
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
To Frank Bruno after he won the world title at the fourth attempt
The announcement of the disqualification was greeted by booze from the spectators at the pool.
Gloucestershire Echo
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Sports
Pudge is so old, they didn’t have history class when he went to school.
Steve Lyons
professional baseball player & broadcaster
Age
Baseball
Old
Sports
Of Carlton 'Pudge' Fisk
Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun.
Joe Garagiola
(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host
Baseball
Sports
Of pitcher Billy Loes
Did you know that the only Israeli gold medal in the history of the Olympics was in sailing? … further reinforcing the stereotype that Jews don’t tip!
Shmuel Breban
Jewish-American stand-up comedian & writer
Sports
Israel
Jews
Olympics
Sailing
I'll do anything to keep from working for a living; if I've gotta fight a circus bear, then let's get the drawers on him and get it on!
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Occupations
Sports
Work
He may be the only kicker to kick and collect Social Security at the same time.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Age
Football
Old
Sports
On 41-year-old kicker Jan Stenerud
When they smile, blood drips off their teeth.
Ted Turner
(1938 – ) American businessman & baseball team owner
Baseball
Sports
On player’s agents
Golf: An ineffectual attempt to direct an uncontrollable sphere into an inaccessible hole with instruments ill-adapted to the purpose.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Golf
Sports
I believe in higher education… you know, 6'8", 6'9", 6'10."
David Games
Basketball
Sports
Height
You might be a redneck if… you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People
Rednecks
Sex
Sports
Foreplay
Wrestling
And now, coming into the game is the five-ton junior from Canton, Ohio.
An unknown sportscaster
Misspokements
Sports
Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter, I’m
amphibious.
Charles Shackleford
professional basketball player
Malaprops
Sports
Ambidextrous
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport; dancing is a contact sport.
‘Duffy’ Daugherty
(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach
Dance
Football
Sports
There are only two seasons – winter and baseball.
Bill Veeck
(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter
Baseball
Science/Weather
Sports
Seasons
It’s a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
I’ll probably take a little time off and go hide somewhere. We will be back. Maybe not this century, but we will be back.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
After a bad season
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.
Doug Larson
(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Activities
Life
Sports
Fishing
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