Subject: Sports (Page 74)

I'd spend six months behind bars to have him on my team.

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster
Hockey Sports

We work in the toy department.

(1909 – 1973) American sports journalist
Communication Reading/Writing Sports

Not everyone likes sports… Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.

(1970 – ) American actor, producer & stand up comedian
Sports

My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat… I might be failing as a father.

(1963 – ) American comedian & author
Family Fathers Sports

The black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing. Now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is!

English cricketer & commentator
Misspokements Sports

Rugby: A game played by gentlemen with odd-shaped balls.

Definitions Sports

What’s nice about the Senior Tour, is you can’t remember your bad shots.

professional golfer
Golf Sports

A fishing rod is a stick with a worm at one end and a fool at the other.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer
Fools Sports

The last time I saw anything like this I was playing for Tastee Freeze in the Little League.

professional baseball pitcher
Baseball Sports

Defensively the Red Sox are a lot like Stonehenge. They are old, they don't move, and no one is certain why they are positioned the way they are.

American sportswriter
Baseball Sports

My foot said go before my brain did.

top fuel drag racer
Auto racing Sports

I’m not fat.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing Sports

I used to be addicted to swimming but I’m very proud to say I’ve been dry for six years.

English police officer, writer, stand-up comedian & radio performer
Activities Sports

Jack Del Rio and myself are very similar except he's really good looking and was a great player. Other than that we're very similar.

American football coach
Football Sports

The score a player reports on any hole should always be regarded as his opening offer.

Anglo-Irish golfer
Golf Sports

You drive the car, you don't carry it.

American woman auto racer
Auto racing Sports Women

You're a liar. There ain't no “Hotel Episode” in Detroit!

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

Blind people come to the park just to hear him pitch.

professional baseball player
Baseball Sports

And Michael Schumacher is actually in a very good position… he’s in last place.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

What’s one more torpedo in a sinking ship?

American football player
Football Health Sports

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.

(1928 – ) Armenian American politician
Golf Government Sports