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Sports
(Page 76)
Yes, and I also like jumping out of tall buildings.
John Vanbiesbrouck
American hockey goaltender
Hockey
Sports
When asked if he enjoyed facing 51 shots in a game
I figured out why they took out 8,000 trees at Oakmont. It's so people won't hang themselves.
Vern Tess
professional golf caddie
Golf
Sports
On the tough setup for the U.S. Women's Open
Sugar Ray Leonard's retirements last about as long as Elizabeth Taylor's marriages.
Bob Arum
professional boxing promoter
Boxing
Sports
Retirement
Sugar Ray Leonard
I don’t want to die in the middle of the football season; I have to know who’s No. 1 in the last polls.
'Beano' Cook
(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
Death
Football
Sports
He hit me 18 times while I was in the act of falling.
Max Baer
(1909–1959) American boxing champion
Sports
Of Joe Louis
Jay Bell is 0-for-6 in this series with 10 homers and 52 RBIs.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
This series has been swings and pendulums all the way through.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Misspokements
Sports
On a cricket match
Short girls who take all the tall guys.
Lindsay Davenport
American professional tennis player
Appearance
Body
Sports
Height
On what annoys her about being 6’1”
That boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Then I was skinnier, I hit it better, I putted better, and I could see better… other than that, everything is the same.
Homero Blancas
professional golfer
Golf
Misspokements
Sports
On the past
Well, there goes our 26-game hitting streak.
John McNamara
baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
After Jim Palmer threw a no-hitter against his A’s
Hitting
He knocks the hell out of people, but in a Christian way.
Sammy Baugh
professional football player & coach
Beliefs
Football
Sports
Of a very religious linebacker
Your financial cost can best be figured out when you realize that if you were to devote the same time and energy to business instead of golf, you would be a millionaire in approximately six weeks.
Buddy Hackett
(1924 – 2003) American comedian & actor
Golf
Sports
Slumps are like a soft bed; they're easy to get into and hard to get out of.
Johnny Bench
(1947 – ) professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Slumps
Most people play a fair game of golf… if you watch them.
Joey Adams
(1911 – 1999) comedian, author & columnist
Golf
Sports
Cheating
If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop ‘em
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Sports
Yogi-isms
Attendance
I heard Tonya Harding is calling herself the Charles Barkley of figure skating; I was going to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character.
Charles Barkley
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball
Sports
Character
Tonya Harding
If I was playing third base and my mother rounded third with the winning run, I’d trip her up.
Leo Durocher
(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Family
Mothers
Sports
Cheating
Winning
It is better to give a lick than receive one.
Bo Jackson
American football player
Football
Sports
To say a good defensive center is more important than a high-scoring forward is like saying that the intestinal tract is more vital than the circulatory system.
Tetford Taylor
American basketball player
Basketball
Sports
I’m really no different than anybody else; except that sometimes I get my name in the paper.
Bobby Orr
Canadian professional hockey player
Hockey
People
Self
Sports
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