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Subject:
Sports
(Page 77)
It’s difficult to play against a man… I mean Martina. She scares you with those big muscles.
Hana Mandlikova
Czech professional tennis player
Misspokements
Sports
On Martina Navratilova
Tennis
Kent Abbott is in the on-deck
circuit.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Malaprops
Sports
Circle
Hockey is a sport for white men; basketball is a sport for black men; golf is a sport for white men dressed like pimps.
Tiger Woods
professional golfer
Appearance
Clothing
Golf
Sports
Sure, the home-field is an advantage — but so is having a lot of talent.
Dan Marino
(1961 – ) American football player
Football
Sports
On home-field advantage
God said to Faldo, as He once said to Nicklaus, "You will have the skills like no other." Then he whispered to Ballesteros, as he whispered to Palmer, "But they will love you more."
Tom Callahan
American sportswriter
Golf
Sports
Arnold Palmer
Seve Ballesteros
Nice guys finish last.
Leo Durocher
(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
You usually wind up staying up all night, or until your best player comes in.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
On why he rarely had bed checks
I was three over, one over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.
George Brett
(1953 – ) American baseball player
Golf
Sports
Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Well, that was a cliff-dweller.
Wes Westrum
professional baseball manager
Baseball
Malaprops
Sports
Cliff hanger
On a close baseball game
I went skiing last week and broke a leg… fortunately it wasn’t mine.
Anonymous
Sports
Skiing
It's kind of like tumbling around inside a giant clothes-drier.
Dave Aldana
American motorcycle racer
Sports
Motorcycle racing
On falling off a race bike at high speed
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie – and an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark…
Bob Hope
(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Golf
People
Sports
Gerald Ford
It’s obvious these Russian swimmers are determined to do well on American soil.
Anita Lonsborough
British swimmer & sports commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Swimming
My goal is to deny yours.
Hockey Saying
Hockey
Sports
I was the worst hitter ever; I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
I'm gonna ask the Falcons for so much money they'll have to put me on layaway.
Randy Moss
American football player
Football
Money
Sports
Contracts
I keep a picture of O. J. Simpson at my side at all times to remind me of the days when I knew how to coach.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
Coaching
O. J. Simpson
Reminiscing about his days at USC prior to the awful early years as the Bucs' coach
Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.
Unknown
Hockey
Sports
By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit it that far.
Lewis Grizzard Jr.
(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist
Age
Golf
Old
Sports
Son,
nobody
is half as good as Mickey Mantle.
Al Kaline
baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Mickey Mantle
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