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Sports
(Page 79)
Some guys play hockey… Gretzky plays 40 mph chess.
Lowell Cohn
American sportswriter
Hockey
Sports
Wayne Gretzky
Give me a man with big hands and big feet and no brains and I'll make a golfer out of him.
Walter Hagen
American professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Jay Bell is 0-for-6 in this series with 10 homers and 52 RBIs.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I have nothing to say, and I’ll only say it once.
Floyd Smith
Hockey coach
Hockey
Misspokements
Sports
Then there was that dark horse with the golden arm, Mudassar Nazar.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
It looks like a one armed man trying to wrestle a snake in a phone booth.
David Feherty
(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator
Golf
Sports
On Jim Furyk's swing
The Royal Hong Kong Club caddies hit the nail on the head; their term for golf – "Hittee ball, say damn."
Dick Anderson
Golf
Sports
Say, when do they begin?
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Sports
Cricket
Watching a cricket match
Some drivers grow the fruit. Others just come in and pick it.
Nigel Mansell
British auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.
Michael Bamberger
American writer
Golf
Sports
If you have everyone back from a team that lost 10 games, experience isn't too important.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
Boxing is show-business with blood.
David Belasco
(1853 – 1931) American theatrical producer, impresario, director & playwright
Boxing
Sports
I have discovered in 20 years of moving around the ball park that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.
Bill Veeck
(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter
Baseball
Sports
I occasionally get birthday cards from fans, but it's often the same message… they hope it's my last.
Al Forman
American baseball umpire
Baseball
Sports
Umpires
You can always spot a motorcycle racer in a restaurant; he's the one gripping his fork with the first two fingers of his left hand.
Kenny Roberts
American motorcycle racer
Sports
Motorcycle racing
Arthur 'Dazzy' Vance could throw a cream puff through a battleship.
Johnny Frederick
American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
'Dazzy' Vance
Pitching
It has made the richest prize in sport the richest prize in sport.
Joe Bugner
American boxer
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
He hit me 18 times while I was in the act of falling.
Max Baer
(1909–1959) American boxing champion
Sports
Of Joe Louis
My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat… I might be failing as a father.
Greg Behrendt
(1963 – ) American comedian & author
Family
Fathers
Sports
You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other golfers will refuse to stop and be witnesses, because they will want to keep playing.
Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Golf
Sports
I slept like a baby. Every two hours I woke up and cried.
Tom McVie
Canadian hockey coach
Hockey
Sports
After a tough loss
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