Subject: Sports (Page 86)

Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager
Baseball Sports

I'd drink more.

professional hockey player
Hockey Sports

Horse racing is animated roulette.

(1927 – ) American author & baseball writer
Sports

There are three things that go on a fighter, first your reflexes go, then your chin goes, and then your friends go.

1922 – 2006) American boxing champion
Boxing Sports

I wish I could play my normal game… just once.

Golf Sports

I’m hitting the woods just great, but I’m having a terrible time getting out of them.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer
Golf Sports

If everything were going good for him, he'd be having success.

American hockey coach
Hockey Misspokements Sports

I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.'

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder
Baseball Death Sports

The only difference between me and General Custer is that I have to watch the films on Sunday.

College football coach
Football Sports

And Referee Richie Powers called the loose bowel foul on Johnson.

American sportscaster
Sports

He looks up at him through blood smeared lips.

British sports commentator
Boxing Misspokements Sports

Before Don King started insulting me I was a complete unknown in this country. Now people stop me and ask for my autograph.

British boxing manager
Boxing Sports

Reporter: Is it true that you’d throw at your own mother.
Gomez: You’re damn right I would, she’s a good hitter.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball Sports

Because she is too damn ugly to kiss goodbye.

(1923 – 2013) American professional football coach
Sports

Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.

Golf Misspokements Sports

Watching a shootout is like admitting you watch  Survivor or search the internet for porn.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive
Hockey Sports

I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.

American basketball player
Misspokements Sports

Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Activities Golf Sports

I figured I'd find him sooner or later but I never did. I asked myself, "Where did he go?" I knew he was there because he kept hitting me.

British boxing champion
Boxing Sports

I'm concentrating so much I don't know what I'm doing half the time.

British boxer
Boxing Intelligence Misspokements Sports Thinking

The older you get the stronger the wind gets… and it's always in your face.

(1940 – ) professional golfer
Golf Sports