Subject: Sports (Page 90)

I try to play golf at least once a day.

(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach

Detroit’s so bad this year they might lose their bye week.

(1953 – ) comedian, political commentator and television & radio personality

In Montana, they renamed a town after an all-time great, Joe Montana. Well, a town in Massachusetts changed their name to honor my guy Terry Bradshaw – Marblehead.

American football player & commentator

Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Joe Bugner fought Bruno like the objective of boxing was to get hit on the jaw.

boxing film collector

For Michigan fans, football is a religion. And the Ohio State game is Easter.

(1948 – 2003) American actor

Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.

Marshall's bowling with his head.

People say I'll be drafted in the first round, maybe even higher.

American football player

Golf isn’t a game, it’s a choice that one makes with one’s life.

screenwriter & producer

Yes, and I also like jumping out of tall buildings.

American hockey goaltender

Next up is Fernando Gonzales, who is not playing tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

And he’s done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

I wish I could play my normal game… just once.

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

(1943 – ) comedian & actor

You run for 45 minutes, you train for an hour and a half, and the rest of the time you just hang out and talk tough.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Finishing second in the Olympics gets you silver; finishing second in politics gets you oblivion.

(1913 – 1994) 37th U.S. president

You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.

American baseball pitcher

His nerves, his memory… and I can’t remember the third thing.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

"Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf; the other is "Wear it if it clashes."

(1945 – ) American humorist (co-founder of National Lampoon)