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Subject:
Sports
(Page 98)
Football is a game played with arms, legs and shoulders but mostly from the neck up.
Knute Rockne
(1888 – 1931) American football player & coach
Football
Sports
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Al Boliska
disc jockey, screenwriter & humorist
Golf
Sports
I'd take five [former player] Milt Schmidts, put my grandmother in the nets and we'd beat any team.
Red Storey
Former NHL referee
Hockey
Sports
If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me that question… wait a minute, I
do
have a dollar for every time I've been asked that question.
Scott Skiles
American basketball player & coach
Basketball
Situations
Sports
We didn't lose many games, and we never lost a party.
Curley Johnson
American football player
Football
Sports
On playing with Joe Namath
We hate each other. People assume that we respect each other because we’re black. We don’t.
Georges Laraque
Canadian hockey player & commentator
Hockey
Sports
About Donald Brashear after they fought three seconds into a game
Retire to what?… I'm a golfer and a fisherman; there's nothing to retire to.
Julius Boros
professional golfer
Golf
Sports
When asked if he was thinking of retirement
They wanted me to play third like Brooks (Robinson) so I did play like Brooks — Mel Brooks.
Andy Van Slyke
baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Fielding
That's one of the best sets I've seen him play[Tomas Zib] – although I should preface that by saying I haven't seen him play before
John McEnroe
American professional tennis player
Misspokements
Sports
Tennis
I’m not an athlete; I’m a professional baseball player.
John Kruk
professional baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
1. The more tangled your line is, the better the fishing is around you. 2. The time available to go fishing shrinks as the fishing season draws nearer. 3. The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
Corollary: The more elaborate and costly the equipment, the greater chance of having to stop at the fish market on the way home.
Porkingham's Laws of Sportfishing
Activities
Murphy’s Laws
Sports
Fishing
We’re not afraid of challenges. It’s like we always say: if you want to go out in the rain, be prepared to get burned.
Anonymous Brazillian soccer player
Mixed metaphors
Sports
Soccer
Is that the best game you ever pitched?
An unknown sportscaster
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
To Don Larsen who had just pitched a perfect game
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me; I want all the kids to copulate me.
Andre Dawson
professional baseball player
Misspokements
Sports
On being a role model
He had a God-given killer instinct.
Al Davis
professional football owner & coach
Football
Sports
About George Blanda
Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago…
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
I knew when my career was over; in 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture.
Bob Uecker
(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor
Baseball
Self
Sports
Career
This boxer is doing what is expected of him, bleeding from his nose.
Harry Carpenter
British sports commentator
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
We got a lot of guys not doing what their bubble-gum card says they can do.
Ray Knight
professional baseball player & manager
Baseball
Sports
On a team losing streak
Brooks [Robinson] never asked anyone to name a candy bar after him; in Baltimore, people named their
children
after him.
Gordon Beard
sports writer
Baseball
Sports
Ego
In reference to Reggie Jackson
What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.
Lily Tomlin
(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Golf
Sports
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