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(Page 98)
Claudell Washington plays the outfield like he's trying to catch grenades.
Reggie Jackson
professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Claudell Washington
Fielding
It would be unprintable on television.
Geoff Boycott
English cricketer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Auto racing
Sports
Speed
A stadium with the lights out.
Charlie Hough
American baseball pitcher
Baseball
Sports
On the best situation for a knuckleball pitcher
They’re really keen on the strawberry flavored ones.
Michelle Timms
Australian basketball player
Sports
On the Cubans’ favorite condoms at the Athletes’ Village
Give blood. Play hockey.
Hockey Saying
Hockey
Sports
Blood
We’ve got no-trade clauses. Nobody wants us.
Keith Jones
Canadian hockey player
Hockey
Sports
On he and Craig Berube being ‘untouchables’
The gap between the two cars is 0.9 of a second, which is less than one second.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Time
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him forf the entire weekend.
Zenna Schaffer
Activities
Sports
Fishing
We’ve got to find a way to win; I’m willing to start cheating.
Marv Cook
professional football player
Misspokements
Sports
Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger.
Arnold Palmer
(1929 – 2016) American golfer
Golf
Sports
Concentration
Willie Mays' glove is where triples go to die.
Jim Murray
(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter
Baseball
Sports
Willie Mays
There’s someone warming up in the bullpen, but he’s obscured by his number.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Hockey is a sport for white men; basketball is a sport for black men; golf is a sport for white men dressed like pimps.
Tiger Woods
professional golfer
Appearance
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Golf
Sports
I believed in drug testing a long time ago… all through the Sixties I tested everything.
Bill Lee
American baseball pitcher
Activities
Baseball
Drugs
Sports
Three or four plane crashes and we're in the playoffs.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
After his team broke a 26-game losing streak
A slump starts in your head and winds up in your stomach.
Billy Williams
American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Hitting slumps
Forty years after his heyday, an old opponent met Willie on the street and asked: "Do you recognize me?"
Willie looked hard and considered before finally replying: "Lie down so I can recognize you."
Willie Pep
1922 – 2006) American boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Have another donut you fat pig!
Jim Schoenfeld
Canadian hockey player & general manager
Hockey
Sports
To referee Don Koharski
Handicap: An allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.
Anonymous
Definitions
Golf
Sports
Handicap
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