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Subject:
Success
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Maryon Elspeth Pearson
(1901 – 1989) wife of Lester Bowles Pearson, Canadian prime minister
Men
People
Success
Women
Surprise
We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Characteristics
Success
Praise
Talent
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."
Johnny Carson
(1925 – 2005) television host
Hollywood
Places
Success
Celebrity
Tradition
One day you are a signature, next day you’re an autograph.
Billy Wilder
(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer
Success
Autographs
Celebrity
An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.
Peter's Placebo
Appearance
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Image
Performance
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence; this explains why we have so many stupid leaders.
Sloan Wilson
(1920 – 2003) American writer
Intelligence
Success
Leaders
I never knew what top golf was like until I turned professional… then it was too late.
Steve Melnyk
American professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Success
Nobody loves a winner who wins all the time.
Henry's Quirk of Human Nature
Success
Winners
Success is made up of courage, brains, and luck and since the first two are a function of the third, it’s pretty much all luck.
Richard Jeni
(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor
Success
Luck
I have enemies I’ve never met – that’s fame.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Success
Enemies
Fame
You have to give Pete credit for what he's accomplished; he never went to college and the only book he ever read was
The Pete Rose Story.
Karolyn Rose
Ex-wife of Pete Rose
Baseball
Sports
Success
Accomplishments
Pete Rose
I want to succeed in America where, unlike Britain, they do not regard ambition as being the same as eating babies.
Eddie Izzard
(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor
America
Places
Success
Ambition
Britain
Eating babies
The worst part of having success is to try finding someone who is happy for you.
Bette Midler
(1945 – ) singer, actress & comedian
Success
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner
(1935 – ) screenwriter, author, director & producer
Success
Celebrity
Specific
I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Age
Old
Success
Old age is like everything else; to make a success of it, you've got to start young.
Theodore Roosevelt
(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president
Age
Old
Success
Young
In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
America
People
President
Success
Child
risk
No one wants to hear about the labor pains, they just want to see the baby.
Lou Brock
(1939 – ) American baseball player
Success
Work
Results
I hate to see a young man get ahead on the basis of a famous family name.
Edward ‘Ted’ Kennedy
(1932 – 2009) U.S. senator (Massachusetts)
People
Self
Success
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Success
Snakes
From Poland to polo in one generation.
Arthur Caesar
(1953 – ) Romanian-born American screenwriter
Success
Of film executive Darryl Zanuck
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