Subject: Success (Page 2)

Fame loses a little of its cache when you have to tell people that you have it.

(1975 – ) English comedian, actor & writer

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

Jack Benny's ability on the violin was legendary; everybody knew he had none.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth; it is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

One day you are a signature, next day you’re an autograph.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

If at first you don’t succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

(1935 – ) screenwriter, author, director & producer

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Nobody notices when things go right.

At all those banquets, stars get up and give credit to their coaches and parents; I give credit to no one; I made myself what I am today.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

It’s amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president

[Fame] makes you feel permanently like a girl walking past construction workers.

(1963 – ) American actor & film producer

Success is the result of behavior that completely contradicts the usual expectations about the behavior of a successful person.

I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

He’s like the first guy, like, from my reading level, you know — the first guy, like, from my math class to finally go out and do something!

(1968 – ) American stand-up comedian

Authors want their names down in history; I want to keep the smoke coming out of the chimney.

(1918 – 2006) American writer

When you’re walking to the bank with that World Series check every November, you don’t want to leave. There were no Yankees saying, “play me or trade me.”

(1922 – 2007) American baseball player & manager

1. That which has not yet been taught directly can never be taught directly 2. If at first you don’t succeed, you will never succeed.

I want to succeed in America where, unlike Britain, they do not regard ambition as being the same as eating babies.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor