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Subject:
Success
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Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Characteristics
Success
Bad
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Anonymous
Food/Drink
Money
Success
At all those banquets, stars get up and give credit to their coaches and parents; I give credit to no one; I made myself what I am today.
Bob Uecker
(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor
Baseball
Self
Sports
Success
Career
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that is the way to bet.
Damon Runyon
(1990 – 1946) newspaperman & writer
Activities
Success
Betting
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.
Robert Graves
(1895 – 1985) British author & classical scholar
Communication
Reading/Writing
Success
Good
Shakespeare
First of all you've got to have talent, and then you've got to marry her like I did.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Characteristics
Success
Talent
Wife Gracie Allen
In this world there are winners and losers – and, of course, ‘the others’, who comprise the majority.
Simon Munnery
(1967 – ) English comedian
Failure
People
Success
Losers
Winners
One day you are a signature, next day you’re an autograph.
Billy Wilder
(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer
Success
Autographs
Celebrity
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Husbands
Men
People
Success
Wives
Women
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Robert Benchley
(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Communication
Reading/Writing
Success
Celebrity
Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
Anonymous
Success
Work
Ability
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Success
Celebrity
Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
People
Success
World
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
Robert Frost
(1874 – 1963) American poet
Success
Time
Work
It takes 20 years to make an overnight success.
Eddie Cantor
(1892 – 1964) singer, dancer, comedian, actor & songwriter
Success
Time
The only reason she made it to the top was because her clothes didn't.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Clothing
Success
The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job… my wife told me.
Howard Nemerov
(1920 – 1991) American poet
Marriage
Success
Wives
Job
I don’t think we have failed, we have just found another way that doesn’t work. – After an unsuccessful around-the-world balloon flight
Andy Elson
American engineer, businessman & adventurer
Success
Failure
About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure.
Tommy Lasorda
Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager
Baseball
Sports
Success
If anything goes bad, I did it… if anything goes semi-good, we did it… if anything goes really good, then you did it; that's all it takes to get people to win football games for you.
Paul 'Bear' Bryant
1913 – 1983) American college football coach
People
Situations
Success
Work
Cooperation
Credit
I want to succeed in America where, unlike Britain, they do not regard ambition as being the same as eating babies.
Eddie Izzard
(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor
America
Places
Success
Ambition
Britain
Eating babies
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